Cunt-AP

04/10/2015

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!!!
Errrrm sorry... with all the war waging on on the social media... hate statuses and retaliation (meow)
counters to counters (meow meow purrr!)
sympathy posts and diapers offered by their "friends"... (like wtf??!)
Likes on posts on both sides (oooolala diplomacy!)
YOU cant stop but wonder... uh? Splitsvilla?

30/09/2015

Zindagi mei bahut baar aisa hota hai ki insaan ko apna bhala karne ka bhoot sawar hota hai. Ye wo prakar ke log hai jo din bhar gpa ke baare mei rote hai, mass bunk rukwate hai and aapko room mei sutta peene se rokte hai.

Inme se bahut uss prakar ke bhi hote hai jo gym do hafte ke liye jaate hai. Do hafte mei, iss prakar ke log aapko duniya ke saare health magazine ke articles sunayenge, ajeeb diet chart dikhayenge and most irritatingly, mirror ke saamne aise baithe rahenge jaise ek raat mei Hrithik Roshan ban gaye hai. But, fortunately, do hafte mei inhe apni aukaat pata chal jaati hai and chup chap room mei baithe rehte hai and ro ro ke chips khaate hai.

Aise logon ko Cunt-AP ka salaam. Aur unke liye ek khaas gaana.

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Song from movie Prem Aggan (1998) a love story, Fardeen Khan, Meghana Kothari, Raj Babbar, Anupam Kher, Satish Shah. Producer : F.K.International, Director: ...

29/09/2015

Cunt-AP Beauty Tip #1

Years of dedicated research and analysis by batch after batch of engineering students has successfully established the effectiveness of a certain material to lose weight.

This certain material, also GREEN HERBAL LEAVES is a sure shot way of relaxing your mind and helping you lose weight in the process. While there are several ways of consuming this, the preferable method is to consume via slow combustion in a paper medium.

Like the most good things in life the government doesn't want you to know about, this is also banned. However, this special weight loss material can be obtained discreetly near Biotech campus, near Kurl On factory, Chakhra and near XIMB. However, legend has it that the most potent leaves are grown in the area of Pipili.

PS - a tendency to binge on food immediately after consumption might be a side effect. But it all works out in the long run :)

27/09/2015

Tired of college fashion societies?
Tired of their unhealthy focus on skinny bodies and constipated looks?
Tired of their never ending photoshoots that no one gives a f**k about?
Friends, Kiitians and aspiring models. We present to you, a fashion society with a difference.
A society where you need not be hot, skinny, curvy, sexy or look constipated on a ramp to be a part.
CUNT-AP. Be yourself. Be an ugly motherf**ker.