27/10/2015
Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
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When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
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When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
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When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
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When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
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Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
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Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
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Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
"I slept on benches and
everyday borrowed 20Rs
from friend to travel to
film city"
- Sharukh khan
"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar
"During my secondary
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan
"I was rejected for the
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan
"I used to work in petrol
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani
"I was rejected in the
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam
"I didn't even complete
my university education"
- Bill Gates
"I was a dyslexic kid"
- Tom Cruize
"I was r***d at the
age of 9 "
- Oprah Winfrey
"I used to serve tea at
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi
"I used to sleep on the
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs
"My teachers used to
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair
"I was in prison for 27
years"
-Nelson Mandela
and here comes the
"THALIVA"
"At the age of 30, I was
a bus conductor"
-Rajnikant
He worked for a textile factory for six months, without anyone suspecting that his parents were movie stars.
- SURYA sivakumar
"Friends, there are
many such people who
struggled..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.
We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.
6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the
above, u gain.
I just did.✌👆💐👍🎁
