Lolwa Uncle

23/12/2016

Mention 2 friends who don't talk to each other so that they start talking again...!

29/02/2016

05/12/2015

When there's a fight with the person you are close too you should keep arguing instead of stop talking because not talking can increase the distance so much which one day cannot be covered.

11/08/2015

Am I the only one who clicks a picture, puts it as a profile picture and after some days starts hating it...! :P
;)

27/07/2015

We lost a precious diamond...! :(
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam is no more among us, died at the age of 83 because of heart attack while giving speech in shillong. He was brought to a hospital and after some time We lost a diamond...! :(




'sPresident

:(

16/07/2015

Dear Crush,
You don't know about your single message which makes my whole day Awesome....!
:)
:D

30/06/2015

Dekh pagli,
Tujhse chat krna meri aadat h...

Or agar tu ab bhi kuch nhi samajh paa rhi toh teri age abhi pogo dekhne ke hi layak h!
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25/06/2015

I never message her first just because of the fact of not disturbing her.

19/06/2015

I got a call from bank.
they said:
"U pay us ₹ 6000 every month.
U will get ₹ 1 crore when U retire".
I replied:
"U reverse the plan"
U give me 1 crore now. And I will
pay U ₹ 6000 every
month till I die.
The banker disconnected the call.
Did I say anything wrong???..

14/06/2015

Right now feeling :-
I'm a bad boy,
Be my bad girl...!
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12/06/2015

A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book :)
Dear Maths,
Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself..!! :)

11/06/2015

If
1 = 5
2 = 10
3 = 15
4 = 20
Than
5 = ?
Answer Fast if you are Genius

11/06/2015

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.

11/06/2015

Admin required for posting funny posts. :)

11/06/2015

A girl called me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody
home."
I went over. Nobody was home

:P

-_-

10/06/2015

मार्टिन लूथर किंग ने कहा था।
अगर तुम उड़ नहीं सकते तो,
दौड़ो !
अगर तुम दौड़ नहीं सकते तो,
चलो !
अगर तुम चल नहीं सकते तो,
रेंगो !
पर आगे बढ़ते रहो !
इल्लाहबादी:-
उ त ठीक है लेकिन जाये के कहाँ
है बे? ;)

09/06/2015

Jabse 10th Aur 12th CBSE Ke
Result Aaye Hai Tabse Angel
Priya/Shahzaada Rohit Etc
Facebook Pe Online Nahi Aaye..
;)
:P
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09/06/2015

One can get sympathy anytime; but
jealousy, one has to earn.
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