14/02/2026
Men,
As we come to the end of our lessons today,
Remember,
It is better to be called,
"Stingy"
"Poor"
"Mean"
"Broke"
Than to be told,
"Aww, you are so nice!"
"Aww, did you just buy me a new phone?"
"Aww, you are so considerate, did you buy me this pink underwear?"
"Aww, is this mine? I don't deserve you."
Refuse to be nice.
You are nice to someone who is being fingered by a stoic man who buys nothing.
You will only get a light kiss for being nice,
You will only get love emojis on WhatsApp,
While the other man gets a full night of free entertainment.