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This girl insulting everybody on TikTok really needs medical assistance. Mental breakdown is one sad condition. It robs ...
31/08/2024

This girl insulting everybody on TikTok really needs medical assistance. Mental breakdown is one sad condition. It robs one of oneself and ruins every fabric that hold you together. And it is evident she has a lot of bitterness and triggers from her immediate family.

31/08/2024

Good morning to you all. I know you are fine as I am. I wish you a happy weekend.

30/08/2024

Is there anybody here?

15/07/2024

Good morning from the self made tea boy.🤣 Today we shall be sipping tea from various sources as we seek to establish the best tea maker in town. Cooking is theirs, mine is to serve it hooot.

*We even sleep together but we do nothing"Dada Sarah, the popular female man and a TikTok sensation intimated to the you...
14/07/2024

*We even sleep together but we do nothing"

Dada Sarah, the popular female man and a TikTok sensation intimated to the you tuber who laughs until he vibrates Ngugi Wa Karanja that his close relationship with Easy Tata Wa Murio is so deep that even his male member is shy of Essy. Dada Sarah said that many are the times that they are together even in bed, and Sarah is fond of sleeping in Essy's house where they burry themselves in her comfy bed, and that they sleep together like a brother and sister with no one interested in knowing what the other carries. Dada Sarah said that despite Essy emitting nice heat, he reminds himself that he is a son of a pastor and heaven is his goal. He also said that being 23, that was too early to engage in horizontal gymnastics as he is waiting for his wedding night.

Muceneneko courtesy of Ngugi wa Karanja you tube.

Is he a virgin?

Ratatat! S for Smoke, F for fire,D for dust,H for hot air all over. Wairimu Kimani, the American Based self declared cha...
14/07/2024

Ratatat! S for Smoke, F for fire,D for dust,H for hot air all over.

Wairimu Kimani, the American Based self declared chair lady of goat wife association is under fire from Tekla Wa Ngoma, a self declared witch who boasts of powers to curse and jinx without mercy. The bad seed between the two germinated when Wairimu Kimani posted a video on her facebook wall. The video captured Tekla spraying praises to, and declaring her love and adoration for ngoma, a thing that seemed to not sit so well with Wairimu's followers who descended on Tekla at the comment section,with some rebuking and calling the name of Jesus 99 times as they invoked heavenly fire to consume Tekla to ashes.

In retaliation, Tekla came guns blazing as she performed multiple spells allegedly invoking her dead fathers to teach Wairimu a lesson of her lifetime. In one of her live sessions on TikTok, wa Ngoma has further threatened that anybody who will pay the 2000 registration fee for the upcoming goat wives gathering hosted by Wairimu will see a bird with udder.

She further threatens that she will be picking all the names of those pledging to attend, and that for every name, she will be squeezing a chicken throat and the attendees will see dust. She is thereby looking for black chicken in bulk, and the chicken must not be infested with fleas.

On her part ,the brave Wairimu has dared Wa Ngoma to try her God, claiming in bold letters that her God does not recognize spells conducted on TikTok.

We keep our antennas up to capture every bit of this development as we wait to see how it unfolds.

Reporting for Muceneneko Association of Kenya, my name is Haruni.

Ruth Wa Mum found herself in hot soup after her radio show with Wakirumba which opened up a can of worms of her failed r...
14/07/2024

Ruth Wa Mum found herself in hot soup after her radio show with Wakirumba which opened up a can of worms of her failed relationship with a controversial gospel artist from the Akurino sect. Wakirumba now says there was a concerted effort to abduct Ruth. She has vowed to host her again on Tuesday in yet another show Magecha Ma Muturire. During the show, Ruth intimated that she got married as a sweet 16 after the EX's lustful eyes picked her as he Emceed a kesha she had attended. She said the ex has just invited her for an early morning cup of coffee at a local hotel. When they arrived at the hotel , she saw the EX's portrait on the wall and many music CDs on the table. She said they listened and danced to the music till she got pregnant. According to sources close to the writer,how Ruth found herself in bed and the turban in the kitchen is a mystery.

Reporting for Muceneneko Association of Kenya Tv, my name is Haruni.

14/07/2024

If you can see this post, this is yours. Good morning.👋

13/07/2024

Tonight serves as a clear indication that men have retracted back their tools. No single woman saying whi whi! whi! My brothers in here you want me to go back to shags?Eeish fanyeni kitu bwana. Angukeni nao.🤪

13/07/2024

𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴.

13/07/2024

condom si mnaijua na matumizi yake?

The coil comes with a whole lot of benefits.✔️It is highly effective. The number of those who conceive with the coil in ...
13/07/2024

The coil comes with a whole lot of benefits.
✔️It is highly effective. The number of those who conceive with the coil in situ is very small.
✔️It is immediately effective after insertion. You do not have to wait for 24 hours before it can start working.
✔️It is free from side effects of hormonal methods eg irregular me**es, hormonal imbalance etc.
✔️It can be used as an emergency contraception if inserted within 5 days of unprotected s*x. Yes!
Contrary to the rumours that people spread out here;
1. The coil does not cause infertility
2. It does not cause cancer
3. It does not move from the uterus to other parts of the body
4. It does not cause discomfort during s*x
5. It does not cause frequent abortions
Other nice to know about the coil,
✔️It can be inserted after a CS, just before the uterus is sutured
✔️It can be inserted 10 minutes after the removal of the placenta after a vaginal delivery.
✔️ It can be inserted within 48 hours after delivery. Meaning ukitoka hosi kujifungua unapitia mch unawekwa coil and you go home sorted.

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