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28/11/2014

PANTIES In CAR!
A married lawyer was having fun with a pr******te in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat.
She tore it apart screaming, "Kunle! What is this?!" The lawyer retorted, "What is what? I don't know what your're talking about!" The wife replied, "This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!"
Quickly, His lawyerly instincts kicked in and calmly said, "You just destroyed the evidence of a r**e case worth a million naira I'm handling."
She fell on her knees apologizing!

28/11/2014

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test: clean the floor. The man passed the test with flying colors.
"You are hired," HR manager informed the applicant, "give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application for employment, as well as the date you should report for work.
The man replied " I don't have a computer, or an email!"
"I'm sorry," said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And we cannot hire persons who do not exist."
The man was very disappointed.
He didn't know what to do. He only had $10 with him. Once that is spent, he won't have any money to buy any food.
He went to the supermarket and bought a crate of tomatoes with his $10.
He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money.
He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. He realized that he can survive
this way. He started to go everyday earlier, and return late.
He doubled or tripled his money every day. Soon, he bought a cart, then a truck. In a very short time, he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
At the end of the conversation, the broker asked him for his email address.
The man replied: ' I don't have an email.'
The broker was dumbfounded. "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded in building an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?," he exclaimed.
The man thought for a while, and replied, "an office boy at Microsoft!"
If you just lost your Job or Just failed an Interview Don't worry be Optimistic.....
Good days are on the way and something better is reserved for you.

22/11/2014

IRONY OF LIFE, STRANGE BUT TRUE.

1. The lawyer hopes u get in trouble.

2. The Doctor hopes u get sick.

3. Police hopes u become a criminal.

4. Teacher hopes u are born stupid.

5. Landlord hopes that u don't build a house.

6. Prostitutes hope u dont marry.

7. Dentists hope that your teeth decay.

8. Mechanic hopes your car breaks down.

9. Coffin--maker wants u dead.

10. ONLY a thief wishes you prosperity in life.

HUG A THIEF NEXT TO YOU

22/11/2014

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest....................... "Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............ Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"........... You should see the marathon......... The priest almost ran pass the church gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". .. hehe compares to kenyan pastors....blesed evening

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