30/12/2025
*⚖THE NOBLEST PROFESSION⚖
1. Lawyers don't "correct" pleadings; They amend them.
2. Lawyers don't merely "think"(Who cares what you think anyway?); They opine.
3. Lawyers don't "outline" remedies or issues; They adumbrate them.
4. Lawyers don't "suggest" to court; They submit.
5. Lawyers don't "lie"; They misguide the audience😆
6. Lawyers don't "support" with evidence; they corroborate it.
7. Lawyers don't "show" in court; They demonstrate.
8. Lawyers don't "say" anything; They aver.
9. Lawyers don't "disagree with a fact"; They contend it.
10. Lawyers don't "finish submitting"; They rest their case.
11. Lawyers don't use the word "understand"; They use "construe".
12. Lawyers don't "agree with other people's opinions" ; They concur with them.
13. Lawyers don't "investigate"; They probe.
14. Lawyers don't "disagree with other people's opinions"; They dissent from them.
15. Lawyers don't "ask for permission"; They seek leave.
16. Lawyers don't "fall sick"; They get indisposed.
17. Lawyers don't "ask court"; They pray.
18. Lawyers don't "bribe judicial officers" HELL NO😆😆 They facilitate them.
19. Lawyers don't ask court to "postpone cases"; They ask it to adjourn them.
20. Lawyers don't "find solutions"; They seek remedies.
21. Lawyers "know" everything; what you think they don't know is "what they have not addressed their minds to".
22. Lawyers don't "go on" ; They proceed.
23. Lawyers don't "refuse"; They object.
24. Lawyers don't "ask court to take a step"; They move it.
25. Lawyers don't "leave an issue"; They abandon it.
26. Lawyers are not "wordy"; They articulate their point.
27. Lawyers don't "find solutions"; They resolve issues.
28. Lawyers call themselves among "lay men"(all other professions and non professionals); They call themselves "Learned Friends" when they are addressing themselves.
29. Lawyers don't "disagree" with each other; They just differ.
30. Lawyers don't "seek help" from court; They seek redress.
31. Lawyers don't "speak" in court; They address court.
32. Lawyers don't "agree" to what someone has said; They associate themselves with it.
33. Lawyers don't say something is "irrelevant or useless"; They say it is immaterial.
34. Lawyers don't "arrive" in court; They enter appearance.
35. Lawyers don't "go" to a judge; They appear before him or her.
36. Lawyers don't "die" 😎😎They relocate to God's domicile🤷🏼♂
37. Lawyers don't get "late"; They delay.
38. Lawyers don't "disagree" with somebody's opinion; They dissociate themselves from it.
39. Lawyers don't "stand in for" anyone; They hold brief for them.
40. Lawyers don't go for a "short call"; They take a leak😜
41. Lawyers don't ask court to "force";They ask it to compel.
42. Lawyers don't say something is "the same"; They say it is parimateria.
43. Lawyers don't say someone is "responsible"; They say he/she is liable.
44. Lawyers don't "explain" what they have said; They substantiate it.
45. Lawyers don't "tell lies"; They amend the facts😂😂
