
08/08/2025
What’s one thing you’d do this weekend if screens didn’t exist?
📸 Show us your weekend without screens — books, hikes, naps, or cloud-staring welcome!
Friday’s prescription from me: Digital Detox (Rx #404 – Device Not Found) to all who diagnosed with Chronic screenfatigue, Scroll thumb syndrome, Phantom notification disorder, Compulsive refreshing of apps, Inability to sit still without checking something.
Duration: 48 hours
💡 Reason for Detox: Your gadgets are clingier than your ex. Constant pings, endless feeds, and dopamine hits from likes are frying your neurons. Your brain needs a breather.
Preparation:
• Warn your contacts: “Going offline. If it’s urgent, send smoke signals.”
• Set an auto-reply: “Currently detoxing from the digital world. Back soon with clearer thoughts.”
• Rename your Wi-Fi. Change it to: “Don’tEvenThinkAboutIt” or “OfflinePalace” to guilt-trip yourself into staying unplugged.
• Hide your phone in a sock drawer. Lock the drawer. Swallow the key (just kidding).
If you feel the urge to check your phone: do 10 jumping jacks. You’ll forget what you wanted to check.
Side Effects:
• Peace
• Clarity
• Rediscovery of hobbies
• Sudden bursts of joy
💬 Doctor’s Note: Your phone will miss you. Your brain will thank you.
But if it’s a little more realistic, then host a “No-Tech Picnic”: invite friends. Phones go in a basket. First one to reach for theirs has to do the dishes.
🧾 What’s one thing you’d do this weekend if screens didn’t exist?
📸 Show us your weekend without screens — books, hikes, naps, or cloud-staring welcome!
Here’s to health and good vibes — more to come!
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