26/08/2023
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING π π
Today I was coming back from work, in the bus there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were staring at her. Many of them forgot they were in a bus, I sat next to her actually. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my phone and faked a call
Me: Hello Mum,u see what i'm saying? I'm sick of British Airways! I told u this before! They've just cancelled my flight to the US. This is why i prefer Royal Dutch Airlines. Above all,could u believe i'm in a public vehicle? On my way back from the Airline office,my 2016 Leather Roofer Wrangler got bad. Before i left home,Dad planned using the Bentley Continental,and i guess also that u would've been out with ur 2016 Mercedes Benz GLE 450. Pls ask the driver to rush down here with the 2017 Cabriol Range Evogue and pick me up. Don't worry, mum...OK...i will...i will...thank u mum...! Love u too...bye! All this while the girl was looking at me, I said in my heart that she will fall for me if I talk to her ...
Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like that? Are you surprised?
Girl: Pls collect ur phone battery. it fell down when u were removing your phone from your pocket..... !ππππππππ