10/11/2025
TYPES OF LECTURERS YOU’LL MEET IN SCHOOL 😂💊🧑🏼⚕️
1️⃣ The “Don’t Waste My Time” Lecturer 😤
This man is the Usain Bolt of lecturing.
He enters class like thunder and says,
“Good morning… open to page 32. Let’s begin.”
Before you even find your pen, he’s already solved 4 equations and moved to the next topic. Someone once asked a question and he replied,
“So you don't know how to read? That’s in your textbook. Read it there.” 😭
By the time he drops the chalk, half the class still dey struggle to draw table of contents. He doesn’t repeat himself. He doesn’t slow down. He’s not here for jokes, only serious souls survive.
2️⃣ The Storyteller 📖
You’ll come to learn about his course,but he’ll start with,
“You see, when I was in London in 1997…” 😭, and how many people and nurses he has came across with.🤧
And just like that, you’re in for a two-hour TED Talk on how he almost married a Nurse from Ghana who broke his heart because she preferred a doctor.
You’ll be laughing, crying, and learning life lessons, but no notes. Time is over and he’ll say,
“We’ll continue next class.”
And you’ll whisper to your seatmate, “Continue from where abeg?” 💀
Still, you can’t even vex. His gist dey sweet.😂
3️⃣ The “Unintentionally Funny” Lecturer 🤣
This one doesn’t try to be funny… but everything he says is comedy gold.He’ll say something like,
"If you fail my course, don’t worry, next year, we’ll meet again.” 😭😭😭
“You people don’t read. When I was your age, I read my textbook until it begged me to stop.”
Sir, we believe you… please let us rest 😭
He’s every student’s favorite meme material.
4️⃣ The Angry One 😡🔥
You don’t talk when he’s teaching. You don’t blink too loud. You don’t even exist too freely.He enters class and the atmosphere changes. Someone whispers, and he goes:
“Who is talking there? You can come and teach us now!”
If your pen falls, you apologize. 😭
He’s the kind of lecturer that will look at a quiet class and still shout,
“Why are you all looking at me like that?!”
Sir, because… you’re talking to us! 😭
5️⃣ The Too Smart for Us Type 🧠📚
He’s a walking encyclopedia, but unfortunately, he teaches like he’s talking to other lecturers.
He’ll say things like,
“The stereochemical conformation of the beta-lactam ring determines its pharmacodynamic behavior under enzymatic catalysis.”
Sir… please… in English. 😭
When exam comes, you’ll be answering questions you don’t even understand. Yet he’ll write on the board he goes:
