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Mighty Gee, Abakaliki, Abakaliki (2025)

19/08/2025

Ah swear

17/08/2025

Yesterday i went for a wedding of my good friend,my age mate and my classmate. We graduated secondary school the same year and we were born the same year but he has made a little money that i don't even have yet,he has found a lady he loves which i have not found and also this guy has a property that worth millions of naira already but my people,i don't have ooo.

He is my friend and my age mate and he already have things i am yet to have not because i am not hustling but because opportunity or what you people call grace found him early.

I rejoiced and celebrated with him because i know and understand that everything in life works with TIME. Some of our friends who were invited did not come and after calling them to know why they didn't show up,i have come to realize that some person will not celebrate with you when you time to celebrate comes and theirs is yet to.

And i am asking,was my going to a friend's wedding without a car wrong?
Maybe i shouldn't have gone because i am not made already like him?
But no,i am not that kind of person,i know myself and i am not weigh down by things like this.

Mighty Gee

17/08/2025

Jokes 😂 😂 😂 😂

1. I pity people that didn't go school.... So many of them don't even know that afternoon sleep is called "Sylvester" 🙎😂😆

2. And you think home theater is loud, have you tried stealing meat 🍖 in the night and the pot cover falls off 🙆😂😂😂

3. I have removed my hands from anything concerning love because the last girl I treated like an egg🥚, another man fry am chop 😔😂😆

4. You will never know that you're a fine boy until you are caught stealing in the market... People will be saying "Eyaa fine boy like this is a thi*f🤔" 😂😆

5. Ordinary Keke wey j*m me today, the driver dash me 3k😳
Tomorrow I will bl*ck trailer 🚛, business don start 😁😂😂

6. Teacher: translate "Ude chukwu n' ede namba niile"
Student: God's Vaseline Is rubbing everywhere 🥺😂😂😂
Only Igbos can relate 🤣🤣🤣

7. Nothing hurts than searching for a spoon while others are eating 😩😂😂😂

8. Torn trousers were sign of poverty long ago but now a fashion, that's why I can't throw my torn boxers... Who knows what tomorrow might bring 🤷😂😂😂

9. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy? I live in Nigeria for living 🙄😂😂😂

10. Who else noticed that drummers don't normally do their offering in the church 😂😂

Mighty Gee

17/08/2025

Breaking News 🚨🚨

Not just a comedian
Our future leader Sabinus

Nigerian Government shocked as 22 years old Comedian Sabinus Tarred over 300 metres road in PortHarcourt . The road was terrible and no one was doing anything about it .

The 22 years old Comedian old comedian decided to use his own money and fix it . Big respect to Sabinus. This road is going to help people from this area.
God bless you .

Mighty Gee

16/08/2025

Wow🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come and see a wife material oooo
See a huge something that she brings to the table 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is interesting indeed

Mighty Gee

16/08/2025

Job Interview.🤔🤔🤔

OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your natíve place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Malvin Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (ângry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Môney Prøblems
OFFICER:- Would you explaín yourself and stop wāsting my time? What's your personality líke?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- M£ntal Prøblem!!!

Don't laugh alone.🤣😂😂
Shåre this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.
I have post this to you because you are M.P. (My people)

Cutie 🥰,pls appreciate by følløwing my påge below to read more interesting jokes everyday🤗🤗🤗🥳🥳

🙌

Mighty Gee

16/08/2025

Two men dīed same day and become Ghøst.
And this conversation ensued between them

Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?*

Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*.

Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*.

Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*.

Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.*

Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*.

Ghost 1: *No*

Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*🏃‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

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Mighty Gee

15/08/2025

You have a teenage daughter in a higher institution…
Once you give her ₦5,000, you expect her to manage it for four months.

You never ask how she feeds, buys sanitary pads, gets study materials, or meets her daily needs in a world where everything is expensive.

You forget she is surrounded by temptation, peer pressure, and men who are ready to “help” with hidden intentions.

One day, you’ll act shocked when she comes home with an unwanted pregnancy, God forbid. 🙏🏾

Parents, the truth is, you cannot claim to be protecting your daughter while starving her of basic needs. Love is not just discipline it is provision, guidance, and time.

If you won’t take care of her, the world will… and the world’s way is never pure.

Stay blessed, I am still your number 1 extraordinary writer 😍

Mighty Gee

15/08/2025

Ah swear this insult is too much on me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15/08/2025

My people help me and appreciate God ,even though it not the color I wanted,I just bought the four plastic chairs nxt to that car, 🚗🚗 is not easy

Mighty Gee

15/08/2025

If you grew up in the village and returned home from school during lunch break, finding Bosco(ekuke) in this spot would immediately send a message. It would be a clear sign that no fire had been lit in the home. If you had just come home for lunch, you'd better head back to school or check the ripe bananas🍌 or mango 🥭 at best on your way. Life then was hard! If you've made it through this, nothing should scare you in life! Be encouraged, you will rise again!

Mighty Gee

15/08/2025

A Girl in a Wheelchair Faced the Fiercest Dog in the Shelter — What Happened Next Stunned Everyone

On a gray afternoon in Chicago, the city’s animal rescue center door creaked open, revealing a wheelchair guided by a middle-aged woman.

The young woman in the chair, Lily Parker, had warm hazel eyes and quiet determination. “Hi,” she said softly. “I’d like to meet the one that’s the most frightened.”

Staff exchanged uneasy glances—most visitors wanted friendly, adoptable dogs, not the hopeless cases. “That would be Ranger,” a volunteer said. “Big German Shepherd. Extremely aggressive. No one can get near him.”

Enclosure eleven sat at the far end of the hall. As Lily approached, Ranger lunged at the bars, teeth flashing, growl rumbling through the building. Staff instinctively stepped back—but Lily didn’t flinch. She simply met his gaze, looking past the teeth to the pain in his eyes.

“Hi, Ranger,” she whispered.

The growl faded. His ears twitched. Slowly, he stepped back, then sat—something no one had seen him do for anyone. His tail gave a tentative wag.

“You’ve been through a lot, haven’t you?” Lily murmured, her voice calm and sure.

Her mother could only stare in disbelief. “How… how are you doing this?”

Lily’s eyes never left Ranger. “Because I know what it’s like to be scared,” she said quietly...

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