Comedian Nwa Ngwa

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16/02/2025

Happy Sunday to all my friends love you all

A Man and his Wife quarrelled. After the F!ght, the Wife went into the Bedroom. A few Minutes later, the Husband also tr...
20/11/2024

A Man and his Wife quarrelled. After the F!ght, the Wife went into the Bedroom. A few Minutes later, the Husband also trooped into the Bedroom only to find the Wife busy packing her Suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my Mother"....The Man paused for a while, and also got his Big Brown Pure Leather Suitcase and started packing his Clothes. The angry Wife stared at him, and said "You are Packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my Mother!" The Wife replied, "To your Mother???!! And what about the 6 Children?! Who is going to look after them?" The Man replied, "You are going to your Mother! I'm going to my Mother. The 6 Children should also go to their Mother!!* Equation Balanced. πŸ˜„ Both of them quickly sat down, and settled their Marital Issues. You are Smiling, abi..... 😊 😊 You also put a Smile on Someone's Face by Sharing this on your Wall.,. Thanks 😴 *We should celebrate Women everyday,and appreciate our men too.
The men should Love their wives and enjoy peace

Governor Alex Otti hands over 15 units of 18-seater Innoson Buses to the harmonized Central Taskforce to get Abia rid ...
16/07/2024

Governor Alex Otti hands over 15 units of 18-seater Innoson Buses to the harmonized Central Taskforce to get Abia rid of touts, ensure cleaner and safer environment for healthy living and ease of doing business in the State.

Ctz. Ukoha Njoku Ukoha
Chief Press Secretary to the Executive Governor of Abia State.



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1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding ...
16/07/2024

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13 Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
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Nollywood Actor, π—–π—΅π—Άπ—»π—²π—±π˜‚ π—œπ—Έπ—²π—±π—Άπ—²π˜‡π—² aka Aki And Wife Welcome A Bouncing Baby BoyPlease F0. LL .0w πŸ‘‰ Comedian Nwa NgwComedi...
08/07/2024

Nollywood Actor, π—–π—΅π—Άπ—»π—²π—±π˜‚ π—œπ—Έπ—²π—±π—Άπ—²π˜‡π—² aka Aki And Wife Welcome A Bouncing Baby Boy

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Wow Don Jazzy has reportedly signed Nasboi and Broda Shaggi under Marvin Records.People are wondering if they were signe...
08/07/2024

Wow

Don Jazzy has reportedly signed Nasboi and Broda Shaggi under Marvin Records.

People are wondering if they were signed as artists, No, Nasboi & Broda Shaggi signed an endorsement deal with Mavin Records as content created/influencers
Azizen

Grace🀯🀯!!! β€œNyash na nyash” crooner, Chella Boi confirms YBNL Boss, Olamide has offered him a free verse on his next...
08/07/2024

Grace🀯🀯!!!
β€œNyash na nyash” crooner, Chella Boi confirms YBNL Boss, Olamide has offered him a free verse on his next song!! The song β€œNyash na nyash” has really changed Chella Boi’s career. It’s even more impressive coz he successfully made this hit as an independent underground artiste. Now he gets booked for shows all over Africa. As a matter of fact, on this 30th of this month, he will be in Rwanda for a massive show sponsored by Heineken.

The power of nyashπŸ˜ƒπŸ™ŒπŸ”₯πŸ”₯ & of course, talent+ hardwork 😊

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know th...
08/07/2024

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(S*x isn't enough)

There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)

Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...

A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...

Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies

S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want. Hope it help our generations

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Before you read through, i have one important point to make, forget about who won and who lost, one important thing to n...
05/07/2024

Before you read through, i have one important point to make, forget about who won and who lost, one important thing to note here is this; "at 'Ladipo Market', a market seated in Yoruba land, (Igbos, Hausa and Yoruba) comes together to do business harmoniously and share mutual relationships and respect for each other, if there's no existing harmonisation, such activities won't take place, so i ask, why are we still allowing these men, manipulate us when it comes to politics??"πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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Igbos Triumph Over Hausa in Epic Tug-of-War Showdown

A fierce competition unfolded at Ladipo Market in Lagos on Saturday, where ten robust Igbo men faced off against ten equally strong Hausa men in a high-stakes tug-of-war contest. The rules were simple: each group formed a straight line, grasped a rope, and endeavored to pull their opponents across a designated line to claim victory.

In a dramatic turn of events lasting less than a minute, the Igbo team successfully hauled the Hausa men across the line, causing their opponents' line to break. Amidst jubilation from the Igbo spectators, the referees declared the Igbo team victorious.

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What is he doing in this place is that hmmm hmm emmπŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™…
05/07/2024

What is he doing in this place is that hmmm hmm emmπŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™…

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her...
05/07/2024

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable s*xy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have s*x while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car .πŸ‘ŠπŸΏ
I came in peaceπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ˜πŸ˜­

*WHY MEN ARE IMPORTANT ??* 1. You can't spell *(Madam)* without the *(Adam)* in it2. Neither can you spell *(Woman...
02/07/2024

*WHY MEN ARE IMPORTANT ??*

1. You can't spell *(Madam)*
without the *(Adam)* in it

2. Neither can you spell *(Woman)*
without the *(Man)*

3. You also cannot spell *(Female)*
without the *(Male)*

4. Nor spell *(She)*
without the *(He)*

5. You most definitely cannot spell *(Mrs)*
without the *(Mr)*

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration *(men)*

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause* *(men)* ...

8. Manicure*(Man)

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say *(Amen)*
and not *(A-women)* ...

Dedicated to All Wonderful *MEN* πŸ˜„Respect *Men* πŸ™

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