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19/07/2024

*COLD UNTIL AUGUST REMEMBER: Starting today at 5:00 am: we will experience the APHELION PHENOMENON*

The Earth will be very far from the Sun ☀️

We cannot see the phenomenon, but we CAN feel its impact.

This will last until the month of August.

We will have cold weather, MORE THAN EVER COLD, which will result in flu, cough, difficulty breathing, etc.

We must increase immunity by consuming lots of vitamins and supplements to make our health strong.

The distance from Earth to the Sun is 5 light minutes or 90 million km.

The Aphelion phenomenon takes us 152 million km away from the Sun, that is, 66% further.

The air will get colder, our bodies are not used to this temperature, there is a big difference.

We must maintain our health conditions as much as possible, it doesn't matter if it is cloudy or sunny, the increase in cold will be the same!!!

Please share this information with all your family and friends.

As many people as possible so they can also take precautions.

*LETS TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES!!*

26/03/2020

*Phishing Alert*

Please note that the 419 guys are a step ahead with this Covid-19 issue.

Messages are flying around now that Federal Government is giving FREE money to everyone asking you to register OR click any link

*IF you do* EVERYTHING in your Bank would be gone and it would be too late to shout so please note NIGERIA 🇳🇬 does NOT have any FREE money to give to anyone except to steal the one you have oooo

*BE WARNED*
_Do not click on any link... Do not share you BVN, Voters Card Number, National Identity Card Number or any other private information with anyone. It is a *SCAM*._

25/07/2019

Oya laugh small jare
I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.

Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?

Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?

Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?

Me: From hospital.

Policeman: Ehen! you sick?

Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef.

Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?

Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.

Policeman: The dog know you?

Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?

Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?

Me: How you take enter?

Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).

Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.

Me: How much you go pay me?

Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.

Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).

Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door plssssssse!

Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)

Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!

😃😀😀😀. This is how you will be laughing thro'out this month and beyond so, pass it ahead, don't laugh alone......
Have a well deserved night 😂😂😂

23/05/2018

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