16/07/2025
MY CHEST 😩💔
This generation has finally cracked the coconut of common sense and thrown it away.
Brethren, I am officially weak.
I have been watching The Hunt Game Show by our beloved Nons_miraj hoping to learn one or two things for my new YouTube channel. But what I have seen? E no get part 2.
At first, I thought it was comedy. But then I realized these people were serious. Dead serious. And that’s when fear and shock gripped me.
A guy walked in and said, “I want a hardworking woman.”
Guess what happened? Pew-pew-pew! Balloons popped everywhere like New Year fireworks.
Another guy said, “I want a lady I can build a life with.”
Boom! More balloons burst. If you were standing beside your TV, you would think you Benin Republic has invaded Nigeria.
Now, for those who don’t watch the show:
When a woman pops her balloon, it means the man is a rejected stone. 🙆♂️
And when asked why they didn’t want these men, the answers were straight from the pit of laziness.
One said she can’t suffer in this life. She wants a man who will give her 2 million naira monthly, take her shopping, and basically turn her into an expense on two legs.
Another said, “I can manage 500k monthly. For now.”
For now oh! Until she upgrades to Dangote-level allowance.
Then came the thunderbolt:
One of them was asked if she could accept 3 million naira as wedding budget.
She said: “God forbid!” 😳
She claims to earn 1 million monthly but wants a man who can drop 150 million for wedding.
And I’m not joking. She said it with her full chest like she was quoting Psalms 23.
She even asked if the 3 million was for her dress or her eyelashes.
And the others clapped like she just invented ATM machine.
Please, someone help me understand:
How does a woman who earn 1M monthly demand a man who can blow 12 YEARS plus of her salary in one day to entertain people who will still gossip that the jollof rice was dry?
My brothers and sisters, what exactly is she worth?
Because it’s certainly not 150M.
T
