Divine Courtship Academy

21/08/2024

So this evening when I returned from work, I discovered my wife had already prepared dinner for me. I was very happy. It has been long I had dinner by 6pm. This is because of our busy schedules. But she managed to return home early today.

She served me my food and was even offering to feed me.

It was fun doing it.

So while I lying on my bed pressing my phone, my wife tapped me and asked that we play a game.

I then remembered today is Wednesday and we were fond of playing our romantic games on Wednesdays. So today was when I saw the romantic side of my wife.

Without wasting time, I dropped my phone and asked.

"So which game are we going to play?"

"Truth and dare." She cooed in excitement.

"O come on, baby. We have been playing truth and dare since we knew each other. Right now you know everything about me and I have asked every question in the book. Suggest another game."

"Okay. You suggest a game for us."

"Hide and seek. I will tie your eyes and you will find me. When you catch me, then I will be the one to find you."

My wife shook her head.

"No na. That is an old game. I don't have the strength to be running up and down. I just want something we can play together on the bed without going anywhere."

"Okay fine. Suggest another game na. I am out of games to play."

My wife thought for a while. She clapped her hands and grinned like one who had won a million dollars.

"Praises, how about I ask you ten questions about me and if you fail to answer any of the questions, then I will bite you. So that means I will bite you for every question you fail to answer."

"Where will you be bitting me?" I asked.

"You hand of cause."

"So how about me, where will I bite you?"

My wife looked at her body. Then she said.

"You choose."

"I will bite you on your buttocks if you fail my questions." I told her.

"You and buttocks. Fine but it should end at only bitting o. Let it not tress pass to smooching." I laughed.

My wife offered to start the questions. She said when she was done asking the ten questions, then I can ask mine and bite her too if she fails.

I agreed.

We both sat facing each other.

After a moment of silence.

She asked.

Romantically.

"So Baby, what is the date of birth of my grandfather."

"Ah! What concern me with your grandfather na? Even your father does not know his date of birth."

"That one is not my business. Do you know it or you don't know it?"

"I don't."

My wife immediately grabbed my hands like sugar cane and used her teeth to bite me. I endured the pain.

Then she asked again.

"So my love and sweetheart, how many grandfathers have I had in my generation?"

That was when I exploded.

"Come which kind of useless yeye question is this? Am I supposed to be counting your grandfathers in your generation? Ask questions that I know and can answer."

My wife did not even say anything. She knew I did not know it, she grabbed my hand again like roasted yam that has been sauced with pepper and gave me the bite of my life.

This time I screamed.

Then she asked again.

"So my husband of my life. Can you tell me when my grandmother first visited my father when he was still single?"

I stood up from the bed. I told my wife to just bite me let me ask my own questions. She insisted that she was not done yet and it had to be up to 10 first before I ask mine.

I refused o.

"I cannot allow you to be biting me anyhow. You have to answer mine today or we die in this house together. How many grey hairs did my grandfather have in his a**s? No answer me o. You must answer me. How many grey hair?"

My wife opened the door and ran out of the bedroom. I followed her.

She doesn't know anything yet.

"Come back here, monkey. Tell me how many times my grandfather has polluted the air in his lifetime. You must tell me now."

My wife ran into the toilet and locked the door.

She was laughing and screaming.

"That is where you will sleep o. You better sleep in the toilet. Ehen. Or you come here let me bite you the three bites you gave me so we can sleep in peace. Every time you will be showing sense. Come let me bite you my own o or you sleep in that toilet this night."

Just see my hand.

See how she has mesmerized my hand with bite.

This woman has tiger
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15/06/2024

THINGS YOU SHOULD BE Doing DURING COURTSHIP.

From SINGLEHOOD- DATING- COURTSHIP -MARRIAGE , the most defining stage is COURTSHIP and one of the most often Asked questions by my intending couple is "COUNSELOR what should I be doing during courtship". It is the last stage when you need to know deeper about your intending life partner and so you should engage in deeper activities, more probing questions such as:

👉. Asking them why they are marrying you and set out to work on that purpose as soon as possible. The primary purpose of getting married is to fulfil your vision, others are secondary. Find out what their vision is and begin working on it together. Couples who succeed fast in marriage are those who take their future seriously since courtship. What is your vision?

👉. Pray, plan and jointly worktogether about both common and individual future, home, goals, vision, career, values, interests and beliefs.

👉. Ask each other serious questions about their past so you can know where they are coming from, why they act the way they do and how to help them become better.

👉. Get to know their friends and family especially family members. Study them, find out about their customs, traditions, beliefs with a view to see where you are related, where you need to align, realign or blend for balance.

👉. Study your partner. Try to know, adjust or perfect each other's love language.

👉.Talk about what the vision and form picture of what you both your home to look like.

👉. Thoroughly discuss finance. How to make money, increase money, multiply and generally how to strengthen your financial base.

👉. Study their weaknesses. Develop the character to relate well with them and develop conflict resolution skills.

👉. Go out together often and watch how they relate with people, things, circumstances and situations.

👉. Study each other and be sure your personality agrees.

👉. Go for both INDIVIDUAL AND COUPLE PREMARITAL COUNSELINGS(It's a very important foundation) "Love is blind" they say but professional counselors will distill, dissect and counsel you on all possible areas of marriage issues, conflicts (they are trained and certified on this)

I PRAY FOR A GOOD RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL LEAD A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE FOR YOU

Remain blessed.

16/05/2023

Don't Pursue Money, Pursue Value And Money Will Follow || Apostle Joshua Selman
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This is the reason I frown at incompetence and I challenge people, whether in ministry or in business or cooperate life or whatever it is. You owe yourself a responsibility to forget trying to look for money because that's even a wrong approach. Competence has a voice and leaders understand the language of competence. If I call you right now and I say you should stand up in Hausa or Ibo, there are few people that will remain seated because they may not know what I said. Competence has a language. There are people competence calls and they can hear the language of competence.

Many believers are incompetent as far as our cooperate work is concerned. We are not committed to excellence and competence. We pride ourselves around mediocrity and then you want to garnish it around all kind of church sentiment. There are many believers who have had the privilege of project that was given to them and they did complete rubbish and yet they are sincere believers. God grants you an opportunity to cook for kings and because you took time just wishing that God will invite you, rather than preparing yourself. Your waiting period should not be spent just anticipating days that would come. According to the law ofp time and chance, your day will come. So, prepare while you are in the wilderness, because you will see Goliath one day.

Most people don't spent time preparing. It was Dr Morduck who defines favour as when preparation meets opportunity. Most believers are not competent. That's includes us, we preachers.
If you have an organisation and you are downsizing people, you will usually start from people you consider to be incompetent or people whose value are not needed and largely, it is the believers that will be thrown out. And then they returned back, filling the the church with all kind of cries "why will God do this to me, God you watch me while they where throwing me out".

05/04/2023

MY COUNSEL TO YOUNG (SINGLE) MINISTERS ON DEALING WITH SISTERS – APOSTLE JOSHUA SELMAN

I think the issue of ladies and sisters is not limited to whether you are married or not, it is only minimized when you are married. The key is values and principles. It is to be able to put values first. I will submit to you that many people who have issues with sisters, the ladies don’t intentionally come to cause trouble. RevivalUpdate. They are just being ladies. And ladies would generally want a shoulder, with all due respect to all the ladies following, there are few ladies that will actually get up intentionally and say “I want to destroy this brother”. There are people like that.

What I think is that the devil takes advantage of the vulnerability of both the leader and the people involved. For instance, you have a sister or someone in the church or the fellowship and you know about their background, you know about what they’ve gone through, you understand the peculiarity of their dealing and they’ve been opened to you on that wise, naturally you will be soft hearted towards such people, and even when they misbehave, from the lens of what you know about them, you will express a lot of compassion. RevivalUpdate. Now, that compassion can become dangerous, that is why you must balance it with values.

Values like visitations, counselling – you don’t just invite sisters to say come to my house, come and help me cook rice, cook beans, it may not be sin but you are near S***m. The Bible says when Lot left Abraham he didn’t go into S***m, he stayed near S***m, by the time Abraham would come to rescue Lot, he was in the middle of S***m. RevivalUpdate. So sometimes it is important to just have standards and values. I believe that when you have values and you are strict on it, even though many people may misunderstand you, but eventually you will get your desired goal.

It is more dangerous today because of the presence of social media.
ToBeContinued.

23/02/2023

Copied by Anita Grace

THE FIVE FOLD MINISTRY

1. Apostle - Governs
2. Prophet - Guides
3. Evangelist - Gathers
4. Pastor - Guards
5. Teacher - Grounds

The Church NOW and Today needs the full function and operation of the full fivefold in accordance with the WORD.
May We identify and encourage those whom God has given the grace and anointing for such.

THE FIVE FOLD MINISTRY
The Apostle - Leads
The Prophet - Speaks
The Teacher - Equips
The Evangelist - Proclaims
The Pastor - Cares

We need all for our time like never before. Divinely called,appointed and anointed fivefold Ministers.

THE FIVE FOLD MINISTRY
1. Apostle - Visionary Strategist
2. Prophet - Spiritual Advisor
3. Teacher - Logical Thinker/Implementer
4. Evangelist - Persuasive Communicator
5. Pastor - Human Resource Counselor

The Gifts and ministry of the Holy Spirit work in manifold ways and is not limited to a one approach. The Bible talks about the seven spirits yet refers to one and the same Spirit manifesting His completeness in different ways.
Some are open to revelation but not learning or teaching. The humble is open to learning, education and revelation.

THE FIVE FOLD MINISTRY
Apostle - Long-Sight
Prophet - Foresight
Evangelist - Hindsight
Teacher - Insight
Pastor - Oversight

VISION means to SEE. All those in the fivefold ministry must have a vision or see something in the area of their ministries. Spiritual sight is the ability to see by revelation what needs to be done when and how. We all need vision to do His work effectively.

THE FIVE FOLD MINISTRY
Apostle - Mission
Prophet - Vision
Evangelist - Commission
Pastor - Compassion
Teacher - Passion

We need a sense of Mission and Commission. We need a sense of vision andi passion with Compassion to do effectively the task before us.

Excerpt from PASTOR W.F KUMUYI's sermon on Leadership series.

15/02/2023

Black Wedding Dress
Bride From Plateau State Disclosed Why She Wore A Black Wedding Dress On Her Big Day.

I wore black wedding gown to defy trend Plateau lady bride

Twenty-four-year-old Plateau indigene, Lisa-Rinret Moses-Scouty, surprised onlookers when she stormed her ‘white wedding’ in an all-black dress. The church wedding which was held on a Wednesday in an Evangelical Church Winning All, Jenta Mangoro branch in Jos, also had no formal reception. In this interview, she shares with GODFREY GEORGE what informed her decision

My name is Lisa-Rinret Moses-Scouty. I am from the Mwaghavul tribe, Mangu Local Government Area of Plateau State. I am 24 years old. I am married to Moses-Scouty Gulu. I am a graduate of English Language and Education from the Federal College of Education, Pankshin (affiliated with the University of Jos). I am currently an entrepreneur. I make bags and other household products.

I like that the “White Wedding” is put in quotes. This is because I am black and not white (laughs). That is on a lighter note. I don’t know if there is a set rule that a white dress must be worn for wedding. I see the wedding day as a day of joy and so a person should go ahead to do what makes them happy on that day.
For the record, black is my favourite colour. If I had worn any other colour other than the black dress I wore, I am not sure the day would have been joyful for me. This is because I will just be doing what others are doing, and that is one thing I am not known for. I always like doing things differently; I love changing the narrative. I believe someone used a white dress for her wedding and other saw it and copied it. So, I feel it is only fair to allow every bride use her choice of colour for her big day, hence my use of black.
My husband was fully aware. At first, I was looking for a way to tell him I didn’t want a white gown for my wedding but I didn’t have the courage to, for fear of what he might say. But, one day, when we were making plans

27/01/2023

Dear Brother

5 LAWS ON ASKING A LADY OUT.

1) Be Sure what You Want from her First.

it's very bad for a lady you are "toasting" to ask you exactly what you want, and you are stuttering, telling her you people should start first, start wetin first? Is it generator?

My friend, will you enter a taxi if the driver is not sure of his destination, and he tells you to enter first? Will you enter?

2) Don't start calling her sweet names yet

You are applying for admission, don't talk like a graduate.

Aim high, but start small, like referring to her by her name first, when the gbedu don enter body, she'll be the one suggesting sweet names for you to call her. Till then, calm down.

America have not given you visa, you are already speaking "in it, in it"..... kontinu Sir...

3) Give her small Space during the waiting period. .

Even Jesus Christ the Son of God, when he knocks at the door of our heart, he WAITS for us to open eet.

Your own, you want to break the door..

10 missed calls in 10 minutes.

6:05am
"BABY, what of that thing I told you about?"

6;07am
"Vicky, please don't forget me, I'm waiting"

7;00am
"My Love, give me a chance na, you won't regret It"
.. Uncle, she's already regretting giving you her number..

Give her space to breath and evaluate things, you may pressure her to accept you and you end up regretting it.

Don't stalk her, lest you end up giving her the impression that you are a serial killer.

4) Don't Demand An instant Answer.

Don't demand that a lady give you her answer there and then.

Relationship is not instant noodles.

A right thinking Lady will want to be sure you are normal and right for her before saying Yes to you. it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Be Patient

5) If it becomes apparent that she's just using your proposal to keep herself warm like cardigan, or she's just wasting your time and she's not actually interested in you, Jejely walk away.

is proposal you propose, you didn't commit sin.

Thank You.

(c) Musa G

26/12/2022

MARRIAGE IS A DEEP CONVENANT -
PASTOR KINGSLEY OKONKWO💗
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Marriage is a convenant and this is what most people donot understand because 98% of marriage questions can be answered when you understand that marriage is a convenant not a contract.

Marriage is not just any relationship, it is not a contract either, rather it is an unbreakable convenant between two persons.

When the bible says the two shall be one, he was not referring to any romantic terms because before two can be one, there has to be a convenant, so when two people gets married, God no longer see them as two people, he now sees them as one person.

98% of the answers to your questions, is tied to to the understanding that marriage is a convenant not a contract.

There is no more mine in a convenant marriage because everything you have belongs to the two of you, most problems we have in marriage is because those people that are married still think that they are single.

God values convenant relationship more than normal relationship because in convenant relationship, it is hard to fail each other.

When you see marriage as a contract , you will seek to protect only yourself but in convenant marriage you seek to protect your partner.

When you understand that marriage is a convenant, you will do anything that will bless your partner, you will do anything that will make you partner happy.

A convenant relationship aims at doing the will of God but contract marriage aims at fulfilling the wishes of people.

A convenant marriage aims at trust but a contract marriage does not involve trust.

Don't make a mistake that Will end up frustrating your life, because a mistake you make in marriage lives with you forever.
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17/12/2022

Congratulations Debby and Sam it is officially sealed.

Your union is indeed blessed.

15/12/2022

Dear God ...
Grant us marriage 💃🕺without divorce. A Spouse without untimely death. And healthy children without illness. Amen

15/12/2022

May God give you your desired partner. You will never regret marrying that person.