
24/04/2025
There are different types of pregnant women you will see at the antenatal clinic
1. The Early birds
The set of people registers as early as possible. Once they realize they are pregnant they m register and attend all appointments as expected.
The next set of people are
2. The Emergency Visitor:
They only show up when there is a problem.
Infact when the problem has gone beyond them, they rush and come to the hospital
Then we have :
3. The routine drugs Refillers:
These set of pregnant women only go to refill their routine drugs at the pharmacy, when it finishes .
We also have :
4. The Latecomers
These set of people are so Ann.oning
They only show up when they have reached 9th months.
We also have the jagabarns
5. The Unbooked:
They only comes for the first time, when they are already in labour!
I see a lot of them and it’s really disturbing
And then finally, the master of them all
6. The Care free:
No antenatal visit at all. No routine drugs, no scan , nothing nothing
They only show up at the hospital when there's a problem after childbirth. (Don't try this!)
So which category are you please
Biko stop joking with your health.