Love Mechanic

26/04/2024

There are different types of gbenshing. Below are the various existing types of gbenshing.

1. Raising the bar gbenshing
2. Standard gbenshing
3. Reconciliation gbenshing
4. Reward gbenshing
5. Love me more gbenshing
6. Fun gbenshing (quickies) and
7. Competing gbenshing

RAISING THE BAR GBENSHING
This is the type of gbenshing deployed when you are going intercontinental or trying to prove a point. This is carried out to form an opinion or a template about one's prowess or race. During this section it is expected to be a monster and cheating is allowed even if it takes extended foul play or ingestion of enhancements.

STANDARD GBENSHING
This is the prescribed way of gbenshing with an occasion switch between missionary, scissors, cowgirl and doggy. The time frame is within an hour, it shouldn't extend and communication is encouraged as always during the act.

RECONCILIATION GBENSHING
This is the type you use in saying "I am sorry" It is advised that you give in your best here, spooning, spider, wheelbarrow, and aggressive missionary and cow girl. This is used to reprint your relevance in your partner's life after a huge mess up.

REWARD GBENSHING
For example, let's imagine your partner cooks you a very decent meal, and you know, silver and gold you have none but tonight, he or she will be departed like the red sea. This is accompanied with wine, soft music with a mix of Terry G

LOVE ME MORE GBENSHING
This is the type deployed by insecure partners. Sometimes they even vocalise "Please don't leave me" during the act and some even follow it up with tears when the sweetness cannot be explained.

FUN GBENSHING
Cu***ng isn't the priority in fun gbenshing, the focus is where it occurs. In the church toilet, car, kitchen sink, back of door etc. The actual fun is in the "not getting caught" and "Give me one fast one before you leave".

COMPETING GBENSHING
This is deployed by cheating people, like girls dating married men, men dating married women, girls sleeping with their friend's boyfriend, boys sleeping with their girlfriend's friends etc. They do it to outdo their competitors. They deploy plenty of methods here, excessive foreplay, and come up with various fetishes to cease the moment. As soon as they are elevated they adopt the standard gbenshing.

Any question?

13/11/2022

11/11/2022

The guy you like get girlfriend, as you nor get the one you like, the one wey like you nor go get you.

If she loseguard you go collect her man, the circle of unending relationship issues continues as some cheerful givers can share.

You get boyfriend but you still wan gbensh that guy because he is charming and of your taste.

This life is a circus of silly emotions that we can't fight.

As the population of females increasingly trumps males, it makes the matter worse.

Naturally most girls tilt towards a particular type of guys, that's why these dramas can't end.

Las las na age dey make some women settle with their men, if there was no wall, many women would be comfortable sharing some particular type of vibe guys.

Eyah. Life.

10/11/2022

Are you in?

Let's break and amend some relationship today.

I'm gonna call only for 5 persons.

I'm gonna issue out a call to your boyfriend or girlfriend telling him or her that you love him or her so much, I would say to them a poem and then end the call by asking them who they believed gave me their number.

I will come back to comment the name they said on your comment section.

You will give me the details I need via inbox. I did for someone this morning, I feel like doing more.

If you are in, type, "I am in" then send me via inbox the name he or she knows you as, give me his or her number and name.

I will be doing this periodically if this goes well 😀

Courtesy: Love Mechanic

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06/11/2022

A lot of women are lonely, very very lonely but you won't understand. It is easy to stay behind the phone, edit photos and create images of being rushed as the comments and reactions troop in. The little things we used pop culture to cover will soon swell up and hurt us all.

Many men are lonely, very very lonely, but it's fine to hide under work, redpill, w**d, FWB and oloshos.

Many women out there wants comfort that money can buy, true, but what they mainly need is a man who understands them, and is comfortable enough to care for his basic needs as well as able to care for a woman's basics too.

Some women really wouldn't care, they want to be sure that the man they love, love them too, they would work hard to keep life going as far as there is a dick, intimacy, love and one to gist with about what transpired at work daily.

Many men out there are not about the Kpekus, they want companionship more, as basic as that, someone they can see a movie with, eat food together and cuddle with. That's all he truly needs.

But then, we are all on the internet, faking satisfaction, we have everything, we are not needy, we all are comfortable too. Nothing is wrong with us, we are all scared to share our flaws. The gap keep widening until we lose everything.

We have lost that communal touch on each other, while the world has gotten more social with the internet, the actuality is that we have become more lonely compared to the days of the tales of moonlight.

We are all mixed in the crowd, yet so lonely. We have lost humanity. Bring us back, while we still can.

Visit someone today and talk deeply with them, that is the solution we underrate. We are too lonely to see how much loneliness has been normalized.

These days we go out to create moments with our phones for reactions, instead of going out and having our phones keep a few of the main memories we had.

We prepare in reality for a superficial outcome.

11/10/2022

TRUST IN A RELATIONSHIP

Guys, babes, let's talk,

Let's be frank with each other, it's hard to establish trust in a relationship. You just met someone, he or she has had different relationships in the past and it's possible that it still lingers, you might be a rebound or whatever but then, you are the new best thing.

Allow them adjust to your frequency, don't appear needy by being a researcher. Personally, I have never checked my ex's phones for once, none can attest that I did. I believe if you want to cheat, I can't stop it. Why research, if you want to be with the other guy or girl why are you here then? You are the one with the crisis and I won't bother myself being in it with you. I just trust because it's normal I do for my sanity and for you to not term me insecure.

The reason I also stupidly trust is because of my abundance mentality, I'm not trying to fight other toasters, if I am not good enough and you leave, another babe is a call away, they will be glad to replace you, so why am I stressing myself seeking loyalty that should come easily. I'm a star and that's why you are with me in the first place.

I will always trust you. Most of my exes were insecure about me and it pleasured me, I didn't cheat on them but they knew I wouldn't be single if they left me. Be that girl, be that guy.

Trust because it benefits you first. If you think your partner is fu***ng around, be using condoms, if they medically prove clean, you can loose your guard. Just don't stress it. Love comes with trust, learn to trust your partner because if they decide to f**k around, you can't stop it. Trust them so you don't use your insecurities to put thoughts into their head and make you appear clingy.

Trust because it's the right thing to do, trust because you need to assure your partner that you believe them. Nothing is better than that.

11/10/2022

HOW TO KNOW YOUR GIRL IS REALLY INTO YOU

1. She becomes your mom:
"Babe, if you don't want me and you to have issues, you better eat before you leave this house.

2. She becomes your warrior:
"I heard someone screaming at the back, is it you they are talking to like that?"

For peace to reign, "No oh! it's not me oh!"

"I thought as much."

3. She becomes your prayer warrior:
While she thinks you are in the toilet, you will be hearing light muttering, "Lord bless my man so that he would be able to say it is when he is with me he starts making it in life."

4. She becomes your secretary:
"Honey, remember the project you were working on, how far? what's the progress?"

5. She becomes your baby:
"Stop getting mad at me, I don't feel okay anytime you are pi**ed because of me, I'm deeply sorry, I won't do it again."

6. She becomes your personal p**n star:
She grabs your microphone, gulp it all, twist and turn for you and won't let you be until you cm all over the place. Her or**sm is lesser her priority than your cum.

7. She gives you money: A woman would rather faint than give you money, if she does, with the other factors, marry her.
"I understand you are broke, I have recharged your phone and sent you 10k for transport. Stay safe for me."

03/10/2022

To the brokenhearted,

It is easy for us to tell you to move on. But I know it's not easy for you, to throw away all the invested emotions, and the fact that you have gotten used to this person.

I know you spend sober evenings regretting that you could have been a better person if life was fair to you, thus you blame your inability to meet up or probably you think you ain't stylish enough and whatever the case may be.

This person even told you that you can't dance the modern dances, that you are old school, too rigid, clingy, work dedicated, 'unganged', no OT.

Somehow you are even dating someone still schooling, you don't appear like a TikTok model nor do you have a great car or probably still staying with an uncle or aunt, you even caught your partner with peng boys or girls.

You are even begging to change, adjust to their frame, making you pitiable and low in esteem.

My dear, you weren't the first to go through a narcissistic and inconsiderate partner. I would have told you to just walk away but you would think it's easier said than done. You know what I will tell you to do? Walk away still. Please respect yourself.

Don't even go about trying to achieve to pepper your ex, it only proves that you haven't healed off your pain. Step backward, appreciate the little steps of progress you have made so far and keep pushing with the intention of totally forgetting about your ex.

Your partner may end better off than you, no issue!
They might might get or be with the people they wish you were, no issue!

Bear in mind that you would find the one who truly would value you, you need to be clean mentally to receive them for total peace. Do not let the past weigh you down. When you start growing in your pace, you would one day turn back and imagine how foolish you were to have hung on to the things you can't control.

Move on, life isn't short, it's longer than you think.

02/10/2022

They are always on their phones but you aren't among those they are constantly texting.

They are always busy and you aren't one of those taking their time.

They are playing rough play with everybody except you.

You get more info about your partner's problems and life activities from others first. "Hey babe, Simon said you aren't feeling too well, why didn't you tell me na?"

You partner nor rate you. Go and sleep.

02/10/2022

Be careful guys,

There is a difference between relationship and adoption.

Some of you aren't being loved but offered services, or rather, emotional return of catering investment.

27/09/2022

THE WATERY PERIOD

There is usually this period in a relationship when all the butterflies and electrifying feelings drops. You get used to your partner so much that the initial vibration quenches. They become just like your siblings.

This is the watery stage. To some persons, they feel they are falling out of love but it is a big lie. This is the period your hormones rest because you have gotten what you want. It happens to some guys after s*x, while to some after a few weeks of cohabiting. To the ladies, it happens as their awareness leads. Probably after craving too much attention and have gotten or not gotten it, or her focus have now tilted to other directions because having a man is no longer her problem. She don see him gbola finish.

But as maturity has taught us, that is the time you are most in love. You body, brain and feelings don't show it but break up or travel for a month and see how deteriorated your mental state becomes.

Love is a beautiful thing.

24/09/2022

In all of these, there are still some decent girls out there who simply need a man to love them genuinely. They would do their possible best to be loyal, kind and supportive. As nature would have it, 1st guy! f**k boy! 2nd guy! nuisance! 3rd guy internet clout chaser! 4th guy! Only responsible to their looks! 5th guy! S*x and sleep guy!

They start wondering if they are cursed. Why do they only fall in love with guys with too many irresponsible sides.

One thing I have come to observe is that, nature would hardly give you exactly what you want, the guy that would properly treat you right, you would most times not find anything attractive in them, they are not your spec. All your spec so far have exhibited irresponsibility of one kind or another. You are doing your best to manage things but you are scared of both your future and how your people may react to the guy with no known job.

One might advice these sets of girls to simply chose that man who love them more than they even like him, but then her heart won't be in that relationship and she would continually be irritated by him.

My advice would be, lower your fantasy standard in guys. You definitely know what you want but pink lips, abs and height won't let you concentrate. There are places you would meet men of your spec who are equally responsible. Smell good, put on modest clothes, be s*xy, you don't have to be naked to be, be confident in your self, carry yourself high, speak with boldness and do more of interaction with men of equal wits. Ask questions like choice of movies, music etc. Initiate conversations with random men you like, you aren't desperate, you can't expect a man who only watch Iroko TV to be in thesame mental frame with you who spend hours on History and discovery channels.

Stay confused on your craft, smile neatly and laugh when you hear a pretty cool joke. When you exude a beautiful concept of yourself, those who match your energy will meet you at your level.