Ayodele Renner, The Noisy Naija Paediatrician

Ayodele Renner, The Noisy Naija Paediatrician Consultant Paediatrician in Nigeria educating the nation about kids' health one loud laugh at a time.

21/03/2026

Drugs that we use for the wrong reasons. 🤣🤣🤣.
This post is for educational and entertainment purposes and does not diagnose or treat any medical conditions. Please seek medical attention for any symptoms your child experiences.

18/03/2026

Better move to Saskatchewan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Heat rash go run for dear life.
Dusting powder contains menthol. It stimulates cold receptors that trigger the illusion of coolness.
But after rubbing dusting powder. Na still inside furnace baby go still sleep. Dey play. 🤣🤣 then
So heat rash has NO cure. It resolves once the source of heat is eliminated.
So the next time you see somebody dusting a baby please deport them Canada.

17/03/2026

Vaccinate your child to prevent blindness. Give Measles Rubella vaccine at 9 months and 15 months. Visit any health centre. It is free.

16/03/2026

The skin is such an effective barrier against organisms and it is unlikely that your water if it has minimal standard levels of treatment is unlikely to give your baby a rash.
For babies with sensitive skin, they can actually get irritation and rashes from the disinfectant .
You will be putting disinfectant inside water but you will now scrub the living daylight out of the skin, bath with water from a volcano , bath twice a day with soap as if the baby went to carry cement.
Then you will now wrap baby in 100 layers of clothing inside this heat that is sizzling peoples brain. Then you will now express surprise at heat rashes. 🙄🙄
Then you will now pour all the detergent and fabric softener in Lagos to wash one play suit. 😭😭😭😭
Na all these ones gan gan dey bring cro cro. No be the water.
Use if you wanna use ooo. But it is unnecessary. If you notice rashes maybe stop the disinfectant and see it it improves.

11/03/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I come in peace to pieces all the human thermometers.
There are types of thermometers used to measure the temperature of a child and hand no dey among.
In reality, your hand can actually detect if a child’s body is very hot but can be unreliable when the body temperature rises only slightly, or your own body temperature is low.
If you think a child feels warm, that is very valid, but to CONFIRM the presence or FEVER, use a digital thermometer in the armpit.
The most accurate method of temperature measurement is in the re**um, (inserting the re**al thermometer into the a**s) but that may not be practical at home.
Any temperature 37.2 and above is a fever and you can take action by notifying your doctor or giving first aid at home.

10/03/2026

😂😂😂😂😂 they will just be humble.

07/03/2026

Abeg ooooo. 🤣🤣🤣 No one like admissions. NO ONE. It disrupts everything and everyone.
We totally understand that admission may be offered by your doctor for your child but it may not be accepted for a lot of reasons.
The most important thing is that you come back immediately you feel like you need to.
The most common reasons for admitting a child include
✅ Fast or difficult breathing
✅ significant dehydration (from stooling or vomiting)
✅ Refusal to feed
✅ persistent vomiting
✅ convulsions
✅ significant pain
✅ parental anxiety for any reason (high fever, poor feeding etc)
✅ Newborns with a fever. This is an emergency.
So if your child has any of the following, just prepare your mind for admission as you are coming to hospital.
Pele my dear. You are doing brilliantly.

06/03/2026

Why you go get light make I no get. No ooo. We are in this together. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Let them take it first and then bring it back maybe all of us will have light or low voltage is better like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂.
Its not witchcraft is justice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Happy weekend.

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