Àgbà John Doe

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06/05/2025

Dear young single men that are working legitimately.

Once you know that your relationship is getting very serious, please reveal what you earn to your girlfriend.

It'll help her decide whether to wait for you or not.

You're the one that will feed, cloth & house her.

Let me tell you young men that like to ask questions.

If you lie about your income to your girlfriend, and she gets married to you.

And she finds out.

She'll not give you peace in that marriage.

And she'll cheat on you without remorse.

If you doubt me, try it.

End.

28/04/2025

There are many late 20s & 30s single women in my DM.

All expressing their regrets for ruining their prime.

Sometimes, I choose not to share their DMs, so I don't mock their pains.

Marriage is a big achievement.

Stop cheating, shun greed, & you'll get married before 30.

End.

They were doing yahoo and shaking bu**um on tik tok.End.
25/04/2025

They were doing yahoo and shaking bu**um on tik tok.

End.

19/04/2025

You can only say that you have a girlfriend, if she does not depend on your money.

End.

17/04/2025

If your father is more than 20 years older than your mother.

Do not expect your father to support you in marrying a woman that is 20 years younger than you are.

Your father knows what he went through in the hands of your mother.

End.

15/04/2025

I used to seat with my father mostly at night, to discuss with him.

He would tell me stories about his life.

From his single days to how he met my mother.

His mistakes in life, & regrets.

Sometimes, he would repeat same stories multiple times.

He lost his father at a very young age.

He said he was always eavesdropping when his friends' fathers used to admonish them.

Because he didn't have a fatherly figure.

I made one terrible mistake in life that I sometimes feel "happy" that he was not alive to witness it.

He would have been so disappointed in me. It was my father that first told me...

"The day you choose your wife, you've chosen your destiny".

And he said it when I told him that I was going to marry my wife. We were so close that his death triggered something in me.

And I think I was the closest to him amongst my siblings.

Please stay close to your fathers, & forget whatever your mother told you (true or not).

Because the day that he will die, you'll realise how cruel the world can be. There are so many things that your father is shielding you from.

You may think that you're now grown, & a man. But the day you'll lose him, you'll feel like a boy.

Even if you're married.

End.

14/04/2025

Before you think of marrying a wife.

You must first:

1) live in your house (rented/owned)
2) be making a legitimate living
3) not be a mummy's boy
4) be close to your father or any fatherly figure
5) know that your wife doesn't have to be making a dime
6) know how to f**k

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12/04/2025

If you want your husband to love & appreciate you, take good care of his biological children.

Especially when he's providing for their needs and yours.

And you're exemplary.

For everytime he's happy & proud of his children, he's going to be happy & proud of you.

End.

Please read the conversation that I had with a married woman 👇.
10/04/2025

Please read the conversation that I had with a married woman 👇.

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