14/12/2017
1.Teacher: What is Marriage?
Student: It is an unlimited s*x bundle
2.Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.
3.Most girls nowadays sha. if their future baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, the child will prefer porridge..
4.In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough .
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see
5.She's ur girlfriend you can't buy her pant and bra but u will use force and tear the little one she manage buy all in the name of hot s*x
even if you repent, you won't make heaven
6.No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will always come out from nowhere if he has impregnated a babe most especially if the babe is an ugly girl.
7.Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....
8.Guys
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name
9.i have to stop making promises during s*x.......Now I owe one Lady two houses, one helicopter,three cars
where do I start?
10. *Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: it's not me, even when I use I put them back
11. Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???
12. Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blood every month.
Can't mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men.......
13. Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
14. My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
15.. *Dating a Church Girl is the Best....I Cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the Devil*
16. A Rapists entered a Bedroom, tied up a Husband and Wife...kissed de Wife's ear and went to the bathroom....the husband said to the wife" satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I luv U" wife said" he didn't kiss me, He whispered in my ear dat he is a Gay, he need Vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom, so be strong I love U too....!!! Husband fainted
17. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
18. Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker???
19. No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello Bingo how are u?
