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10/05/2024

MEN AND S*X

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x.
* If they say they love you, they want s*x.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want s*x.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for s*x. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the s*xual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of s*x. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for s*x. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

07/05/2024

MEN STOP DATING A LIABILITY!

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she loves. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men.). She might not even allow you have the s*x, yet you keep spending on her like government. (liability)

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is. Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace!
Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. We're not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is, because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...

Some of you boys just see nyash and be willing to sell everything you have just to make it work, you might give her 100K today she'll say "thanks" but when you call her tomorrow and tell her to visit you she will say "send transport money" (liability).

06/05/2024

A wife suspected her husband of having s.ex with the helper, then she set a trap for the husband by sending the auntie to the village for weekend without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "Darling i want to go and watch soccer in the sitting room" and he left.

The wife silently went to the house maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, and the door was open and someone join her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had se.x with her.

After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught you, so this is how you use to have s.ex with her, and you will do two round with me and tell me you are tired; fifth round now you are still demanding for more hubby?

The security shouted and replied "AM SORRY MADAM I DON'T KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE!

Madam shouted "OH MY GOD!", then the husband rushed in and caught them.

Moral Lesson: Trust is one of the keys to a happy home. Suspicion could bring disaster in marriage in every ramifications.

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23/04/2024

S*X: DOES THE SIZE OF A MAN'S P***S MATTER?

A big size to many is seen as a sign of s*xual prowess, but as a man, don't lose your sleep or your s*xual confidence because of the natural size of your p***s which is God given.

When it comes to pleasing a woman s*xually, know that the woman's most s*xually sensitive areas are at the entrance of a lubricated va**na and the top and lower walls inside of a va**na. These two areas can be s*xually stimulated by any size of the p***s.

The entrance of a lubricated va**na is what excites your wife when you get to push inside her. That is why she enjoys that feeling of you starting pe*******on.

The top and lower walls inside her are the ones that make her feel good when you are pushing in and out. These walls are very close to the entrance. As you move your p***s in and out, your p***s rubs on the walls inside giving her sensations.

When she moans and tells you "Harder! Faster! Deeper", she is asking for more passionate rubs of your p***s on her top and lower walls to heighten the sensations.

The stimulation on top and lower walls inside her va**na can vary depending on s*x positions: missionary, woman on top, doggy, Mombasa Raha and others. It is all about stimulating the inner walls. The faster you do it, the intense the sensations.

As you do so, those inner walls inside her close in on your p***s to help you to please her by pressing her inner walls on your thrusting p***s. You on the other hand get pleasure as the tip of your p***s rubs on the walls. It is your tip that feels the pleasure regardless of your size.

What matters is not your size. What matters is...

1. Are you faithful to her? Nothing turns on a woman like knowing her husband is faithful to her. Your faithfulness will release her to giving you her body and allowing herself to enjoy you as you enjoy her

2. Do you treat her right? When s*x is not the agenda, do you treat her well? Do you take care of her emotions? Women make love with their heart

04/12/2023

A lot of “girls” complain that guys walk away from them simply because they refused giving them s*x . Some have even turned into s*x slave just to keep their man. Let me be blunt here.... S*x might not be the reason this guy walked away. Remove s*x from a relationship and most girls don't have any thing to offer to their man. No extra oil at all. And the EXTRA OIL here is character. Aside s*x, what do you have to offer to a man?? Can you support him spiritually? Can you support him physically? How about mentally?? Can you support him financially?? All you do is to demand money for bags, shoes, clothes and outings. Making him spend unnecessarily instead of building each other...What are you even bringing to the table?? Have you ever sat him down and help him plan about his future?? Has he ever seen you as someone he can confide in? Try to be a woman that a man will always regret losing for the rest of his life. Be that woman that your man can never afford to lose to another man. Build your man to your taste. And stop looking for a ready made husband when you are not a ready made wife. I am not saying, I am perfect but I am working towards perfections...
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10/11/2023

Netizens compare Wizkid with Davido as they couldn't forget the day Davido overcame the biggest temptation on stage, when Megan Thee Stallion was twerking for OBO to rock her backside but he literally denied her & retraced his footsteps while Wizkid on the other hand was trying to carry Tems, even when Tems was more heavier than he could lift her, maybe he wanted to display "small motor big engine on stage"

Obviously Davido has become very responsible since he got married to his Chioma, but come to think of it, most upcoming artists like R***r, REMA have made it a point of duty to always rock ladies on stage, in my opinion this is not a good example, Aside making money and seeking attention, you should also have some sense of decency...

Davido remains the 001 in Africa 🇳🇬🦅

PC: Music heads Africa

02/10/2023

Most of you, the reason why you're still single and searching is because......

If you Love someone and have feelings for that person, there's nothing wrong if you walk up to such person and open up to tell him/her how you feel about him/her.

Stop feeling too proud, forming levels and class.

Pride will make you remain single for years and also miss your life partner, if care is not taking.

Be careful and be wise enough to understand what to do at the right time.

Love is not a respecter of persons, color, size, physhe, level, power or position. Love is innocent and neutral, it's for all.

You can never tell what the outcome will be, positive or negative.

30/09/2023

The late king of a certain community had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake. One of the servants gave an opinion which was wrong, and the king didn’t like it at all. So he ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs.
The servant said, “I served you for ten years, and you do this to me? Please give me ten days before throwing me to those dogs!” The king agreed.

In those ten days, the servant went to the guard who looks after the dogs and told him he would like to serve the dogs for the next ten days. The guard was baffled but agreed, and the servant started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, bathing them, and providing all sorts of comfort for them.

When the ten days were over, the king ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs for his punishment. When he was thrown in, we were all amazed to see the ravenous dogs only licking the feet of the servant!
The king, baffled at what he was seeing, said,
”What has happened to my dogs?”
The servant replied, "I served the dogs for only ten days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for a whole ten years and you forgot all, at my first mistake!"
The king realised his mistake and ordered the servant to be set free.

This post is a message to all those who forget the good things a person did for them as soon as the person makes a mistake towards them. Don’t put out the history that is filled with good because of a mistake you don’t like.😊

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17/09/2023

During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a r**e!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

So who are the real robbers here?

01/09/2023

Lere Paimo, also known as Eda Onile Ola, is a respected Nigerian actor and filmmaker. Born on September 19, 1939, He is renowned for his significant contributions to the Yoruba-language film industry and theatre. Throughout his career, he has appeared in numerous Yoruba films, showcasing his exceptional acting talent. His work has not only entertained but also contributed to the promotion of Yoruba culture and language.

Lere Paimo, also known as Eda Onile Ola, appeared in numerous Yoruba-language films throughout his career. Some of his notable films include:

1. "Ogbori Elemosho"
2. "Arelu"
3. "Omo Orukan"
4. "Ija Orogun"
5. "Kuye"
6. "Ogun Ajaye"
7. "Agbara Nla"
8. "Ajani Ogun"
9. "Iran Keta"
10. "Kanipe"

These are just a few examples of the many films he was a part of. Lere Paimo's contributions to Yoruba cinema and theatre left a lasting impact on the industry.

Lere Paimo received recognition and awards for his contributions to the Nigerian entertainment industry, particularly in Yoruba-language films and theatre. Some of the awards and honors he received include:

1. The National Honor of Member of the Order of the Niger (MON) awarded by the Nigerian government in recognition of his contributions to the arts and culture.
2. The Oba Adetona Professorship Award for Excellence in Theatre Arts from the Olabisi Onabanjo University.
3. Various awards from Yoruba cultural and entertainment organizations in Nigeria.

These are just a few examples of the awards and honors Lere Paimo received during his career. He was celebrated for his dedication to promoting Yoruba culture and language through his acting and filmmaking.

21/08/2023

Top 20 African Countries With The Highest Minimum Wage In 2023 (US$):

1. Seychelles has the highest minimum wage in Africa at $432 per month.
2. Libya has the second highest minimum wage in Africa at $322 per month.
3. Morocco comes in third with a minimum wage of $281 per month.
4. Next, we have Gabon with a minimum wage of $256 per month.
5. South Africa offers a monthly minimum wage of $242.
6. Mauritius comes in at number six with a monthly minimum wage of $240.
7. Equatorial Guinea pays workers a minimum wage of $200 per month.
8. Congolese workers earn a monthly minimum wage of $154.
9. Algeria offers a monthly minimum wage of $151.
10. Kenya offers a monthly minimum wage of $140.
11. Carbo Verde offers a monthly minimum wage of $132.
12. Comoros Island pays a monthly minimum wage of $125.
13. Lesotho pays a monthly minimum wage of $112.
14. Mozambique also pays a monthly minimum wage of $112.
15. The Democratic Republic of Congo equally pays $125.
16. Tunisia pays a monthly minimum wage of $110.
17. Chad pays a monthly minimum wage of $102.
18. Ivory Coast's monthly minimum wage is $102.
19. Senegal pays a monthly minimum wage of $94.
20. Lastly, we have Liberia which pays a monthly minimum wage of $91.

Unfortunately, Nigeria's monthly minimum wage is less than $50, approximately $39.27.

Credit: Business Insider Africa x OFN

SO WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT NIGERIANS BUY THE CHEAPEST FUEL IN AFRICA, ALSO TELL THEM THAT NIGERIANS EARN THE LOWEST WAGE. WHEN YOU COMPARE WAGE TO PRICE OF FUEL, YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT FUEL IS MORE EXPENSIVE IN NIGERIA THAN ANYWHERE ELSE.

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