St Marys Hospital Umuowa Orlu

03/04/2026

TGIF.

📞 Called once… no answer. 🚶🏽‍♀️ Next thing —straight to management 😌

“Doctor said he’s not the only doctor in the hospital” 😂 In all the cruise, teamwork and communication remain key in delivering quality patient care 💙 Because at the end of the day, it’s not about who’s right… it’s about doing what’s best for the patient 👩🏽‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️ 🎥 Enjoy the vibe… but we know say this thing dey happen sometimes 😉

02/04/2026

01/04/2026

🍭🦷 Sugar Has Been Caught Destroying Teeth! 😄

The video below shows how sugar quietly attacks and destroys teeth, leading to cavities and tooth decay. 🎥

Protect your smile at the Dental Clinic, St Mary’s Hospital Umuowa, Orlu — now upgraded to full professional dental service.

📅 Thursdays & Fridays | ⏰ 8am – 5pm
📞 Inquiries: 09029040620

😁 Don’t let sugar win! 🦷

01/04/2026

😩 “Fast fast, commot am!” This is how it always feels When toothache finally shows you pepper, all grammar disappears 😂
But before we “commot am” o… proper assessment matters! Not every toothache means extraction 👀 Our dental team is here to relieve your pain the right way, safely, professionally, and with care 🦷💙 🎥 Enjoy the drama… but remember, early check-up saves you from that “fast fast” moment 😉
Visit the dental unit today!!!

31/03/2026

✨ Happy New week…
Let’s Clear the Air 😌 ✨

POV: We came to tell our people that stroke is not from village people 😅

Stroke happens when blood flow to the brain is affected …it’s a medical condition, not spiritual. And the earlier you get proper care, the better the chances of recovery 💙 That’s where physiotherapy comes in… Helping you regain strength, improve movement, and get back to your daily life step by step 💪🏽 Don’t delay, don’t assume 🙏 get assessed, get treated. 🎥 Enjoy the vibe, but take the message seriously 😉

📍Register with our physiotherapy unit today ..your recovery journey matters.

30/03/2026

New weeks are better with our amazing mums! 🤰🏽💙
From baby kicks to belly laughs, every antenatal visit is a mix of care, learning, and a little fun along the way 😄

Antenatal care is not just about check-ups, it’s about guidance, support, and making sure both mother and baby stay healthy 🩺👶🏽

So let’s start the week right, one visit at a time. Your journey to a safe and happy delivery begins here! ✨

HAPPY NEW WEEK

28/03/2026

🦷💥 That Hole in Your Teeth Isn’t Going to Fix Itself! 💥🦷

Ever looked in the mirror and thought: “Maybe this cavity will go away if I ignore it…”? 😅 Well, news flash—it won’t.

🎥 Check out our video: a real patient’s tooth with a hole being expertly treated and filled right here at DENTAL CLINIC, ST MARY’S HOSPITAL UMUOWA, ORLU. Yes, professional dental surgeons actually do this—no magic wand needed! ✨

💎 We provide full professional dental care, from:
• Cleaning & polishing 🪥
• Fillings & root canals 🦷
• Dentures, crowns, bridges & implants 🏗️
• Braces & orthodontics 😁
• Cosmetic redesign & whitening ✨

📅 Clinic Days: Thursdays & Fridays
⏰ Time: 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM

📞 Inquiries: 09029040620

🤣 Don’t let that cavity laugh at you from your teeth—come see the experts and leave with a smile that actually deserves applause! 👏😁

25/03/2026

🚨 BEAUTY NIGHTMARE: ONE GIRL, ONE MISTAKE, ONE BLIND EYE! 👁️💔

Chiamaka, a bright-eyed girl from Ideato, went to a local salon to fix her eyelashes. What seemed like a simple beauty routine quickly turned into a nightmare.

While the stylist applied the eyelash glue, some of it accidentally spilled directly into her eye. The burning was immediate, and her eye started itching and tearing uncontrollably. 😨

Panicked, she poured red oil into her eye, hoping it would help—but the pain worsened, and her eye became red, swollen, and irritated. In desperation, she then poured kerosene into her eye. 🔥❌

Two days later, still in severe pain, Chiamaka was referred to SMCCH Eye Clinic. By the time she arrived:
• Her cornea was chemically burned
• A corneal ulcer had formed
• Infection had set in

Tragically, she suffered permanent blindness in that eye, diagnosed as chemical keratoconjunctivitis with corneal ulceration leading to irreversible vision loss. 🏥⚠️

💡 Lesson for everyone:
• Never pour chemicals or oils into your eyes.
• Never self-medicate after an accident.
• Seek professional eye care immediately.

Chiamaka’s story is heartbreaking… but it’s a warning. Protect your eyes. They are priceless. 👁️❌

24/03/2026

POV: I told my patient her PT came out positive. Waiting for her to finish crying before I can tell her she's also HIV and HBsag positive. ゚ ゚