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05/05/2017

OYINBO HAS DONE IT AGAIN You
can now check your weight on your
phone; just dail *158 #, put your phone
on the ground then stand on it, if you
want accurate reading, just jump on it
and quickly check out the reading. No need to thank me for this info. Haba!!! What are friends for ?!?...

04/05/2017

When a girl loves, she loves for real.
When
she loves you, she becomes happy, she
becomes proud of you and she feels
happy
when talking to you... She will be friend with
your friends and relatives, your likes will
be
her likes, she will change her life style to
fit
in yours. No matter how much you disappoint her,
she will forgive you before you apologize,
yes she loves you. She will try to be a
little bit
jealous and protective,because she
wants you to be hers and only hers.
Her boyfriend will now become her EX...
because all her future will be in ur hands.
She will reject all proposals from other
boys.
No matter how far or near you are, she will
protect herself for you. She will like
everything you post on Facebook no
matter
how stupid it is... retweet everything you
tweet on twitter and will instantly reply to all
ur messages on WhatsApp or Facebook,
She
won't mind, whether you give her Money
or
not, whether you are rich or not, coz her interest in you is your future not what you
are now.
She will show you all her friends and
relatives, because she's proud of you!
Look
at that girl, her heart is made of Gold, so precious and full of love. She deserves to
be
treated as queen.
But this bastard (some guys) after
making
her love you wholeheartedly,after making her waste her time on you, after making
her
reject other guys who would have been
useful to her, and after all, having let her
show you to everyone she knows that
you are the ONE, Now you're leaving her,
leaving
her broken hearted, guys whom she
rejected because of you are going to
laugh
at her, her friends and relatives will ask, WHERE IS HE WHOM YOU TOLD US?
All she could do is to sit put her head on
her
knees, cry as if there is no tomorrow. Cry
endlessly because she loved you
endlessly. Guys, don't make that girl regret why she
loved you. Don't make others laugh at
her.
Fulfill your promises to her, if she
wronged
you, give her a second chance, everyone deserves a
second chance. Know that
she is a human not a god, she can't be
perfect all the time..
Do u get it, GUYS ?.
Do u support this LADIES ??.

30/04/2017

I SWEAR U WILL
LAUGH**��������
A SEMI LITERATE GIRL WRITES
LETTER TO HER
BOYFRIEND. Dear my dearest,
This is your girlfriend calling. Before i go on,
how is your air condition? You do
something i
dont
like at all. You take another girlfriendship
& it pains me. The first time you see me you
say i
beautiful
than all the girls in your town but i hear
people say you say i no beautiful. If i no
beautiful, i wont say anything. I will give all to
God. Even when it is raining. U pass
through
the rain & come & stand by my window
place &
call me, and you think if i throw you medicine, it won’t hit
you?
It will hit you, only i am christianity so i
wont throw you. Now i get new
boyfriendship &
he do work in anaeroplane. You say i no beautiful, i
and you who are beautiful? Your face like
a
goat.
Because of what you have done. God will
beat you with a stick. When you come to our
yard. i
will show you wise. Your faithfool,
AdeWura
Gbogbo bis gals Ibadan! ���������� ������ *Tommy*

29/04/2017

Men Will Be Men One day a woman wanted to know how
the husband would react if she left
without telling him where she had gone.
So she decided to write him a letter
saying she is tired of him and didn't want
to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the
bedroom and then hid under the
bed...When the husband came back
home, saw the letter and read it, he
replied on the same paper and then
began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled
someone then said: "Hey babe, am just
changing clothes then will join you, as for
the other fool it has finally dawned on her
that I was fooling around with her and
has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you
earlier. See you soon honey!" The
husband walked out of the room and left.
In tears and very upset, the woman got
up from under the bed and decided to go
and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I
COULD see your feet under the bed, I
didn't make any phone call.. I am going to
buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly
games and prepare me a meal....
I LOVE YOU! Good day I'm sure you are laughing
now...make someone else laugh too by
sharing...

28/04/2017

Touching story
My name is Cinderella, I am a banker. I
hardly find time for God, due to the kind
of work I do, I always invite a pastor to
preach for me in my house. One day
while I was going to work very early in the morning. I heard a voice that spoke to me
for about five seconds. I was really
scared because the voice sounds so bold
and real. When I reached home that
same day, I called my pastor and explain
what happened. After my pastor and I prayed about it, he told me that, the voice
I heard was directly from God. He wants
you to preach the gospel and leave your
current work, the pastor said to me. I
shouted, you are a liar, I can't do that.
How will I feed if I drop my job. Pastor please leave my house. After he left,
couple of days passed by. He came to my
house again, and this time, he came as a
warning. I became very scared because I
don't want God to destroy me. After I
thought of the huge amount of money I do receive in the place I work, it was a big
blow to me when I resigned from the
company. Finally I went to the church for
the first time in a long time. When the
pastor saw me, he then said to the crowd.
"Please you all should stand up and pray for this young lady here, the Almighty
God wants to use her." While they were
praying for me, I heard that same voice
again saying, "I am what I am, I changed
not. From today, you shall set my people
free. I have given you powers to heal, prophecy and to deliver any kind of
tribulation. Call upon me anytime, I will
answer you because I have chosen you
as my worker." I feel down and
worshipped his name. Immediately I had
the urge to prophecy to the people in the church, I saw so many visions like a set of
memory. After I prophecy to then, the lord
answered me.
Today, I don't know who is reading this
now, but I want to prophecy to the person
reading this, no power shall stop you this year, you shall be a blessing where ever
you go. All shall be well with you and your
family. By this time next week, you will
gibe a testimony. Oh I see thousands of
new jobs, father the ones that will type
Amen to this, shall be employed, shall build a new house. Shall buy a new car.
Admission into the university this year is
certain in the mighty name of Jesus.
Type Amen and share this post to claim
this prayer
please share to other....

27/04/2017

Random Jokes
1.You got a babe's number and you used
"chick" to store her name.
Is her Mum a fowl?
2.You bought suya for your woman, she
ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a
vegetarian?
3.You are with your guy but you are on
your phone talking to
different guys every five minutes, yet you
claim you are not cheating on your guy. My sister, are you
an MTN customer care
agent?
4.You ask a girl for what she wants, she
tells you money and you
are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom and
understanding?
5You took your girlfriend to the club
everyday, then you married her
and you want her to stop going to the
club. Were you expecting a miracle?
6.Your girlfriend dumps you for a rich
man and you call her a GOLD
DIGGER. but your sister did the same to
another guy, yet you gave
a testimony in Church saying, "Its the grace of God." You are a
Hypocrite!
7.Your babe got F9 parallel in WAEC,
and she still asking you for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000. Where does
she want to fix the hair on?
8.You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
is scattered all ova your
body yet you still want a tattoo. Are you a
zebra?
9.You are 6 feet tall, but you still wear 6 inches high heels shoe. Do
you want to whisper to God?
10.You are snapping in different type of
cars, yet you expect your
man to believe you are not cheating. Are
you a mechanic?
11.You gather different girls picture on
your phone and yet you expect
your girl to believe you are not cheating.
Are you a digital
photographer? 12.He gave you an engagement ring for
over five years, but he hasn't
married you yet. My dear, are you the lord
of the rings?
You pay your babe's university school
fees and yet you have not written JAMB. Are you part of the
scholarship
board?
13.You are 18 years and your sugar
daddy is 70 years old and you
are calling him BABY. My sister, he should be your ANCESTOR!
Your babe is licking ice cream and you're
drinking pure water. Are
you diabetic?

27/04/2017

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY PERSONAL
PERSON SNR AP Michael Oyeneye SECRETARY OF ALL SECRETARIES.
HE HAS JUST BEEN APPOINTED AS
THE NEW HONOURABLE SEC OF
OGUN SCOUT COUNCIL
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU SIR.
MAY GOD STRENGTHEN YOU AS YOU TAKE YOUR SECRETARY WORK
OUTSIDE ESOCS.
ANYTHING SEC WORK NA ONLY YOU
SABI AM WELLA.

27/04/2017

Story TIME
Peter and Paul, two brothers
nickname, P
square sang a song called (DO ME)
and got
(IFUNANYA) pregnant, they ran to escape the
(TEMPTATION) but their (BUZZY
BODY)
couldn't allow them to stay, while
running
they ran into (DANGER) and began to (ROLL
IT) until (GAME OVER). This twins
now
decided to trick (BEAUTIFUL
ONYINYE) by
telling her you must to (CHOP MY MONEY)
she is now happy and dancing
(ALINGO) not
knowing that they will deal with her
(PERSONALLY). This twins now gave
out their (TESTIMONEY) because they have
received
their (BANK ALERT) for them to spend
on
their (FINANCIAL WOMAN).

26/04/2017

*I beg laugh small & relief tension!!!*
*Be careful who you share secrets with...*
*Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely
tell each other their problems, which
must be kept a secret between the three of them.* *The first pastor said; my problem is money . l do steal even from the church offering . Please pray for me.*
*The second pastor; mine is women.
Whenever l see any woman, my desire
will be to go to bed with her. Infact l have
slept with most of the church (female) members. * *Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem, he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him).*
*When they asked him to continue, he was still crying , he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place
everybody will hear everything the two of u have just told me. Please pray for me! ...* * The two pastors fainted. Don't spoil the fun, pass it on to make people laugh...!! ... ... .... ... *

26/04/2017

Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix. ... I can't laugh alone, i almost bursted my Tommy with laughter
(1) "do it like this, ode"(2) "press the red
button, oponu"(3) " Hold it for me,
didirin!...(4)" You can't greet person,
alaileko(5)" Give it to your broda jor,
agbaaya(6)" Go and baff jor, obun(7)Go and do your assignment, olodo (8)You
better wake up... oloorυn iya (9) Yago
lona funmi jooor.... arindin. (10) Iwo ni
mounpe.... aditi(11) Where are you
coming from? Oni irin kurin(12) stop
writing on d wall. Baseje(13)U forgot wat I told u just now alakogbagbe!(14)So the
one u eat is not enough, olonje iya
(15)Who put your mouth there, Saliu
elenuu gbooro(16) Is that where I asked
you to put it, abunu(17) I know you are
laffing now...oniyeye(18) Shaa forward to others... Amebo........

25/04/2017

CHANGE MUST BEGIN FROM THE
NORTH Funny but true. IN NIGERIA President -North. Senate President -North Speaker House of Reps - North. Chief of Staff - North. SGF--North. INEC Chairman - North. Chief Justice of federation - North. President Court of Appeal - North. EFCC Chairman - North. President Federal high court - North. National Security Adviser - North. Chief of Army Staff - North. Chief of Air Staff - North. Controller, Customs Service - North. Defence Minister-North. MD Port Authority- North. MD NDIC - North Controller Prison Services - North. Controller of Immigration -North. Controller of Fire Service North. Highest looter North. Richest man in Africa - North. 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners. 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners 99.9% of almajiris - North. Highest rate of child marriage - North. Boko Haram - North. Fulani herdsmen militia Terrorising Nigerians - North. 90% of Nigeria's past presidents/ Head of state -North.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and
Educationally
backward areas in Nigeria are in the
North. Now, ask yourself, what is the
problem of the Northerners?