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06/08/2023

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06/08/2023

“ I was travelling from Aflao to Accra but when I got to Sogakope, I was stopped at a checkpoint by a group of Ghana police team who accused me of not using my seatbelt.

I begged her to please let me go that it won’t happen again but she refused. She said she is going to seize my drivers licence and impound the car to their office.

But after much plea for hours (over 3 hrs), she decided to collect Ghc 300 last from me and which was the money I had budgeted for my fuel and other expenses.

I gave her the money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Tema motorway when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised to see Apple’s Iphone 12 pro max on my passenger seat.
I picked the call only to discover that the Police officer forgot her phone in my car.

Now she's begging me to return the phone to her.
If you were to be in my shoes what will you do???
Be sincere because my head dey run riot here and both angels and demons are whispering things in my ear at the same time.” 🙄🤷🥴🚶

28/07/2023

Goodbye Mrs. Imo
😭😭

28/07/2023

MESSAGE TO MY BELOVED READERS 🙏💕

BEWARE OF PONZI SCAM!
(true life story)

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!

He announced that he will buy the monkeys at $100 each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at 200 each.

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!

They sold the remaining monkeys at 200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at 500 each!

The villagers start to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys at 1000 each!

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.
The merchant went home.

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys at 700 each secretly.

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey at 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came! Then they ran to the employee.

But he has already left too!

The villagers then realized that they have bought the useless stray monkeys at 700 each and were unable to sell them!

Each bubble is the next monkey business

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.

That’s how it will work.

BEWARE OF SCAM AND PONZI DEAL….

I hope you have learned a lesson from this…

13/07/2023

12/04/2023

Testimony 23
By Mr. Ebong John

My sister's passing was a most trying experience for us. De Paragon Funerals made the entire funeral process seamless. They handled things with exceptional professionalism and top-notch customer care. I am super grateful.
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12/04/2023

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23/05/2022

The day i will never forget in life😱was the day
my Dad was in
the sitting room, I was outside. He called me
to help him
bring his shoe 👞 from his room. I brought the
shoe and asked
him where I should keep it. Dad said I should
keep it on his
head. Brothers and sisters, as an obedient
child,🙌 I kept the
shoe on his head. The only thing I remember
after placing
the shoe on his head was that the earth
became void and
without form. Everywhere was dark and it felt
like Genesis
chapter 1:1&2 all over again. 🤣🤣
If you come across this I plead you bless me with a FOLLOW. It will help my page show me love ❤️ please I’m pleading 🌹🙏🏽🙏🏽

10/05/2022

'Weather For Two😋'
Hello Ima.

How are you doing today?

While I was scrolling through the internet during the weekend, I came across this funny post that highlighted the ways Nigerians were affected by the Friday rain. So Hilarious!

Gradually, we're in the rainy season . A time commonly referred to as 'Weather For Two😋' Well, as your favourite doctor, I've brought you some important tips to help you stay healthy and safe during this rainy season:

1. Avoid getting caught in the rain to prevent cold
2. Handwashing is extremely important to prevent germs and viruses.
3. Keep mosquitoes away.
4. Consume adequate fruits and vegetables.
5. Eat and sleep well.

Then when you decide to roll under the sheets, don't forget to stay safe. Remember that Flu and communicable diseases comes with the season. So endeavor to protect your health this rainy season.

With Love from Dr Gloria.

09/05/2022

May you RIP