10/07/2025
๐โ๐ฟ๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐โ โ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ผ๐๐๐ค๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฟ๐ง. ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐๐๐จ๐ฉ
๐พ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐จ
Letโs give a standing ovation to the self-appointed street doctors who believe every illness under the Nigerian sun โ from malaria to heartbreak โ can be cured by โdrip.โ
Ah yes, the holy drip! That sacred bottle of fluid that swings gently by the patientโs bedside while family members nod approvingly like itโs the Ark of the Covenant. And if the drip is infused with the anointing oil called B. Complex? A miracle is sure to happen! Youโll see people say with bold confidence, โJust give him drip and add B. Complex. Malaria go clear!โ
But letโs put a full stop to the comedy and bring in some sense, shall we?
โ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐พ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐จ๐ฉ
Malaria is caused by a parasite (Plasmodium falciparum โ in case your drip vendor forgot to mention), and it requires antimalarial drugs, not just a cocktail of water, vitamins, and prayers. The parasites are inside your blood, not your bucket. So pumping in fluid like you're watering a dying plant wonโt chase them out.
Yes, drip (IV fluid) has its place โ if the patient is vomiting and can't tolerate oral medications, is severely dehydrated, or unconscious. But using drip for mild malaria is like using an excavator to harvest tomatoes โ expensive, unnecessary, and borderline ridiculous.
๐ ๐ฝ. ๐พ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ญ: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ผ๐๐-๐ค๐ฃ?
And now to the celebrity guest: Vitamin B Complex. Nigerians believe that once B. Complex enters your veins, youโll rise like Lazarus.
Letโs be clear โ B. Complex helps with energy metabolism and may support recovery, but it does not treat malaria. Itโs not a magic potion. It doesnโt kill parasites. At best, itโs like the pepper soup after the treatment โ nice to have, but not the main course.
Yet, some folks now think treatment is incomplete without adding that bright yellow liquid to the drip. The irony? Many patients feel better after a proper oral antimalarial and a good meal โ no drip, no drama, no vitamin theatrics.
๐ฅ ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐จ๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ?
Because drip looks serious. It feels like something โbigโ is being done. Itโs dramatic. People love the theatre of medicine โ the needle, the hanging bottle, the slow flow... it gives off the vibe that youโre receiving โpremium treatment.โ
In reality, youโre paying for theatre props.
๐ ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ค
Get tested first โ confirm itโs malaria.
Take a recommended ACT (Artemisinin Combination Therapy) like Artemether-Lumefantrine or Artesunate-Amodiaquine.
Eat well, hydrate, and rest.
If severely ill, see a professional for proper assessment โ donโt just demand drip because your neighbor got one.
๐ก ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐จ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐พ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐
The next time someone tells you, โNa drip cure malaria,โ please offer them a mosquito net and an antimalarial โ not a bottle of saline with B. Complex.
And if they insist, kindly refer them to the nearest School of WhatsApp Medicine for further ๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ.
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