F**k Boys Its Only Tuesday

13/02/2020

Yo these bidet toilets in Vietnam are amazing, who knew blasting your ass with cold water could feel so refreshing

13/02/2020

New Business Idea: $2 scratches but you win nangs instead of money

10/02/2020

F**k 👏 boys 👏 we're 👏 s**t 👏 at 👏 posting 👏

03/02/2020

I've had to s**t all day, I just keep forgetting

02/02/2020

The biggest heartbreak I've ever been through:

Driving all the way to the bakery on smoko just to find its closed

02/02/2020

I'm all for gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot lmao

02/02/2020

Two words:

Takanini Onramp

That is all.

01/02/2020

I've seen trans people funnier than Cucks & Caviar
Chur

31/01/2020

All the boomers out here on the grapevine think drinking dettol will cure coronavirus

31/01/2020

To the beezy that just mounted the kerb in the rose gold swift at bunnings

Learn how to fu***ng drive

30/01/2020

i'll hit a fatty joint then drive the f***n speed limit all the way home g im not even f***ng joking aye

29/01/2020

Mobil NZ do you guys accept AA smart fuel cards

29/01/2020

Why does Singapore maccas have iced milo and not us? Sort this catastrophe out McDonald's

29/01/2020

Every Chinese person out of Wuhan that sees an uninfected soul

28/01/2020

Nothing screams you can't speak English than wearing a cap that says " I ❤️ NZ"

28/01/2020

Hey guys, admin 1 here

I was just about to make a s**tter review since admin 2 is deep in the Vietnam jungle but Im sorry to say that there won't be one today

I ain't using Mitre 10 Takaninis toilet anytime soon

27/01/2020

Is it just me, or have I not heard a Mad Butcher ad in a while 🤔

26/01/2020

S**t review #11 (admin #2 holiday special): Singapore airport.

Cleanliness: 10/10
From a country that has banned chewing gum you can come to expect this level of sanity from an airport bathroom. Really hard to fault this s**tter. Except for the few stray p***s around the bowl.

Environment: 6/10
Pretty decent environment for a public toilet.
Clean tiles and wooden panel surrounds, also a massive 15mm hose with high pressure nozzle to spray away poo particles of you hairy cheeks.

Comfort: 1/10
Leg day has not been kind to admin 2, to prepare for a 9hr flight I thought it'd be worth exercising my legs before leaving. Mistakes were made. My legs were fu***ng shaking worse than my nan that has Parkinson's. I'm lucky I took this photo before my s**t cause the toilet would be unrecognizable if I took it after I was done. A real tragedy.

Overall score: 6/10
Comment: 安息神户

26/01/2020

Seems legit

Ah yes, love it x

26/01/2020

Shut your butt coconut

25/01/2020

Sits down
Scratches nuts
Smells hand
It's gamer time

24/01/2020

There is no better feeling then turning on the smoko TV to see Top Gear.

Pure fu***ng bliss

24/01/2020

Mobil NZ

F**k I hope that includes Huntly

***BREAKING NEWS***

Due to disgusting circ**stances we have decided to close down ALL Mobil Service Stations located in the feral city of Hamilton

We have had enough of the region and do not want to support that disgusting place in no way shape or form

Happy Friday New Zealand and enjoy the weekend except for Hamilton

23/01/2020

S**t review #10 (special): Admin house

Cleanliness: 7/10
Unlike most public toilets admin 1's mother cleans this at least once a week making it one of the more cleaner toilets I've been in, however I did find one of admin 1's p***s under the seat.

Environment: 5/10
As you can probably see there is no wallpaper, just gib and a dulux colour pallet to stare at while dropping the kids off. -1 point for blue even being an option for that bathroom.

Comfort: 7/10
Plastic toilet seat beats ceramic for sure, apart from that it's a pretty standard house toilet from the early 2000s. No aircon but you can crank the window 5 inches before the safety lock kicks in.

Overall score: 6.5/10
Comment: admin 1 has definitely cranked one out in this s**tter.

23/01/2020

McDonalds worker: Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is broken
Me:

21/01/2020

Don't know who needs to hear this but you're a bit of a fu***ng poofta

21/01/2020

You all might be wondering if we are too lazy to post

We're just uncreative, chur

18/01/2020

A rooster tail is just the boat equivalent of a burnout

17/01/2020

I wonder how much Rainbows End workers hate their job

17/01/2020

Attention Admin 1,
Please keep your opinions to yourself until your fa**ss can run.

-Admin #3

16/01/2020

Dear admin #2
You're such a fat f**k
Chur
Admin #1

16/01/2020

We all have that one mate who says "if she has an L plate, she's legal😏"

15/01/2020

Its late at night boys, what should i get for a feed

15/01/2020

Who tf c**s in a sock? get a tissue box like the rest of us

15/01/2020

Might f**k around and drink 0% beer while driving so cops pull me over just to find out its not alcohol

14/01/2020

Get that up ya

Uncle Kev when I steal the last beer outta the chilly bin

14/01/2020

Good old memories, now days he knows I'd dome him in a hot minute

14/01/2020

F**k boys, it's only Tuesday.

13/01/2020

Catch me at the servo lookin in the pie heater for smoko

13/01/2020

I'm sure everyone on my snap will love this 3 minute unedited clip of some ratchet ass skyline doing s**t skids at drags.