Herbal B Anointing

31/03/2025

28/03/2025

🪲 I AM THE GROUND BEETLE: Your Garden’s Nightshift Slug Slayer

WHAT I DO FOR YOU:
🌙 NOCTURNAL SECURITY GUARD
- Swallow my weight in slugs, snails, and cutworms nightly
- Ambush root-munching maggots like it’s my job (it is)
- Work harder than your caffeine habit

🚜 SOIL GYM INSTRUCTOR
- Till soil while chasing prey (free aeration!)
- Boost microbe traffic with my underground U-turns
- Leave fertilizer confetti (aka p**p) everywhere

🛡️ ECOSYSTEM PEACEKEEPER
- Balance pest populations so you don’t have to
- Feed birds and frogs (they’re my fan club)
- Survive winters to guard your garden year-round

HOW TO HELP ME HELP YOU:
- Leave leaf litter or wood chips for my day naps
- Skip pesticides – I’ll handle the buffet
- Plant perennials (I love stable real estate)
- Forgive my occasional porch light photobomb

Fun fact: My 40,000+ species family tree makes yours look basic.

25/03/2025

09/02/2025

05/01/2025

07/10/2024

29/09/2024

08/09/2024

04/09/2024

Freshly made today 😀

FOR SALE
Triple strength indigenous Aotearoa & Australian rongoa handpicked, blended and produced for an array of ailments.
Safe for use on your pets as well.
Usage: wounds, bruising, inflammation, eczema, dermatitis, burns, sores, boils, skin tags, blisters, warts, fungal infections, sore muscles, aches & pains & much more.

30ml jars only $ 15, moving back to Oz next month so get in quick!!

Can pm for orders
Bless 🙏