25/11/2025
ODE TO THE POTATO by Wendy Swiger
Potatoes are my food of choice,
they have not made me fatter.
In fact, they made a smaller Me
that caused my friends to chatter.
You can't have oil? Why all the carbs?
When do you eat? -- they natter.
I answer slowly with a smile:
It doesn't really matter.
I eat when hungry, and when not
-- while eating in between.
I eat when bored or craving junk...
When happy, sad, or mean.
I do not have to wonder IF,
or WHEN, or WHAT, or WHY;
not thinking helps reduce the noise --
much happier am I!
I eat for ANY reason now;
my weight is far from tragic.
My brain is freed to have more fun;
the smaller clothes are magic.
I'm trotting up the stairwell now,
My blood labs looking healthy...
No pills for you! My doctor gasps,
You're looking Healthy-Wealthy!
Sleep apnea has hit the road,
No cracking heels -- that's new!
Arthritis pain is gone, girl, GONE...
I'm limber now, tis true!
At 69, I sprint up hills
As if I were just 20...
My energy is twice it's size;
good feels, good news aplenty.
But don't you miss those chips and beer?
→ The answer is a stunner:
My food is boring -- that is true --
But LIFE IS SO MUCH FUNNER.
💪😎
--- Wendy Swiger
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I wrote this out of joy and deep gratitude to Dr John McDougall (may God rest his tough old soul) and his lowly spuds. After 5 decades wrestling with obesity, in 2019 I lost THREE pants sizes. Easiest 50 lb (approx. 25kgs) I've ever lost, and I've lost those pounds many many times in my 50 years of pudgy adulthood.