16/05/2026
Well… todays’s antenatal class took an unexpected turn.
I broke my pelvis.
To clarify before rumours start spreading… it was my pelvic model, not my actual pelvis.
After more than 21 years of teaching birth education, I’ve demonstrated a lot of things during class… but somehow managing to break the pelvic model mid-class was definitely a first.
No dramatic moment.
No loud crack.
Just me slowly realising the pelvis was no longer structurally committed to its role in the lesson.
Safe to say the pelvis has officially retired from active duty.
Honestly, it feels oddly fitting for birth education sometimes:
Things don’t always go to plan.
You improvise.
You adapt.
You keep going.
Thankfully everyone found it as funny as I did, and the class carried on with one slightly less functional pelvis in the room.
Now begins the search for a replacement…
Preferably one sturdy enough to survive another 20 years of antenatal classes.
Janine
In-person antenatal classes in Hawke’s Bay and online options across New Zealand, supporting parents through pregnancy, birth and early parenting.