Twentymans Funeral Directors

06/05/2026

🕊 A Simple, Dignified Farewell

A local, direct cremation is a respectful choice for those who prefer simplicity. It allows families to step away from tradition and create a personal farewell when the time feels right.

🌹 Stress-free
🌹 Affordable
🌹 Private and respectful care

Twentymans is here to support families, and provides trusted cremation services tailored to each family’s needs across the greater Thames - Coromandel region.

For more information, our friendly team is just a phone call away on (07) 868 6003.

Learn more: https://www.twentymans.co.nz/direct-cremations/

24/04/2026

E kore rātou e kaumātuatia
Pēnei i a tātou kua mahue nei
E kore hoki rātou e ngoikore
Ahakoa pehea i ngā āhuatanga o te wā
I te hekenga atu o te rā
Tae noa ki te aranga mai i te ata
Ka maumahara tonu tātou ki a rātou.
Ka maumahara tonu tātou ki a rātou.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
We will remember them.
We will remember them.

23/04/2026

We’re Hiring – Trainee Funeral Director

Have you ever considered a career where your work truly matters every single day?

At Twentymans Funeral Services, being a Funeral Director is about more than organising services - it’s about guiding families with care, compassion, and dignity during some of life’s most important moments.

We’re looking for someone who:
✔ Has genuine empathy and strong people skills
✔ Values professionalism and attention to detail
✔ Wants to make a meaningful difference in their community

Based in Thames, this role includes arranging and conducting services, supporting families, and being part of an on-call roster.

If this sounds like you - or someone you know - we’d love to hear from you.

For more information, or to apply for the position, email Amba at accounts@twentymans.co.nz

01/04/2026

🕊 Grief doesn’t follow a schedule, and healing takes time.

Whether you’ve just lost someone or are still processing a past loss, know that you are not alone. Finding ways to honour and remember your loved one - through stories, photos, or simply quiet reflection - can bring comfort on the hardest days.

💛 If you or someone you know needs support, visit the Grief Centre.

Our services provide loss and grief support to anyone experiencing a significant or difficult life situation.

01/04/2026

⛽️ Fuel Surcharge – Important message

Due to the continued increase in fuel costs associated with the global fuel crisis and conflict in the Middle East, Twentymans has introduced a temporary surcharge of $15 per case, effective from 1 April 2026. This measure will remain until petrol prices stay below $3.00 per litre for four consecutive weeks.

We appreciate your understanding during this time.

For more information regarding this surcharge, please contact the team at Twentymans on 07 868 6003 or email funerals@twentymans.co.nz.

29/03/2026

Choosing the Petals

A trembling hand in the quiet air,
Seeking colors for a final prayer.
Not merely flowers, not just a show,
But memories that we used to know.

I choose the lily for peace to hold,
A soft white story to be told.
A rose for love, still blooming deep,
To tend the silence while you sleep.

A scent of carnation, for days of old,
More precious than any sterling gold.
These velvet petals on their bed,
Are quiet words for those who've fled.

I gather blues and shades of white,
To bring a softness to the night.
A gentle tribute, loving and true,
The petals of my heart for you.

25/03/2026

One of the most difficult parts of grief is this:

Your mind understands the death … but your heart hasn’t caught up yet.

Funerals play an important role in closing that gap.

They help by:
• Turning grief into shared experience
• Giving permission to express emotion
• Providing structure when everything feels chaotic
• Creating a clear moment of “before and after”

They don’t “fix” grief - but they help us begin.

Read more about the emotional role of funerals here: https://funeraldirectors.co.nz/news-and-events/news-and-advocacy/how-funerals-help-you-accept-death-emotionally-not-just-intellectually/

22/03/2026

🌹 Peace of mind starts with a plan

Thinking ahead may feel difficult, but planning your funeral can bring comfort—both to you and to those you love.

Twentymans is here to help you document your wishes through our My Wishes pre-planning process, ensuring everything is handled just as you intended.

💻 Plan from home, in your own time
🤝 Or talk with one of our caring funeral directors for FREE

Find out more: https://www.twentymans.co.nz/pre-planning/ or give us a call on 868 6003.

19/02/2026

Families often ask what our professional fee covers.

The answer is simple: everything needed to carry the responsibility from first call to final farewell.

From caring for your loved one and coordinating the service, to managing legal documentation, notices, venues, and vehicles - our team is with you every step of the way.

Professional. Compassionate. Experienced.

Learn more: https://www.twentymans.co.nz/funerals/

22/01/2026

If you’ve recently lost a loved one and need a direct cremation, we’re here to make things as simple and stress-free as possible. 🤍

Visit 👉 https://www.twentymans.co.nz/online-portal/step-1 to create an account. Don’t worry if you don’t have all the details right away - your progress is automatically saved, so you can log in whenever you’re ready.

📞 Need a helping hand? Our friendly team is just a phone call away on (07) 868 6003.