Jed's Travel Adventures: Digestive System Tour

On behalf of Jed's Travel Adventures I would like to welcome you all to the Digestive System or scientifically known as the Gastrointestinal Tract. Our first stop is the mouth where the magic of digestion begins. I would like to discuss some safety precautions. Always keep your hands inside the vehicle and stay strapped in at all times because you don't want to get bitten. Food is broken down in the mouth into smaller bits and pieces. Together with the food we shall take a dive down the esophagus to make our way to the acid lake, the stomach. Our driver needs to make sure that we don't drop down the wind pipe because that will take us to the lungs. That place is quite windy! I regret to inform you that currently the roads to the liver, gall bladder, pancreas and spleen are under construction. We won't be able to make a trip there today. So after the food is broken down even further we slowly but surely travel down to the small intestines. This is a quite winding road so all of you who get car sick there is a brown bag under your seat. From there we will make our way to the large intestine. Please bring out your gas masks as we are expecting a wave of foul, rancid, funky smelling odors in the atmosphere. As our tour is coming to an end I hope you all enjoyed this ride. We will be exiting through the backend in a few minutes. Please remain in your seats until we come to a complete stop. On behalf of Jed's Travel Adventures, have a wonderful vacation and always remember to chew your food well.