26/06/2022
Last night, I went to a party. Now just to be clear - I'm not a snob. I'm not anti-social. But I wasn't in the right phase to do this.
Menstrual cycle phase, that is.
I am in my luteal phase. That phase just before you get your period. It's when you want to nest - to clean your environment, to clean yourself internally, to nurture you, to sleep early, journal, and feed yourself high calories. Yes, high calories, especially chocolates! Because our bodies were made for creation, and if a baby were in me during this phase, then my body needs to nourish that budding life. So in my luteal phase, I enjoy being with myself.
So it's not them, it's me.
Yesterday was one of those days where you can't not go, know what I mean? So I was venting to two of my friends. I realized I had no filter and I was turning into this maldita alter ego, the kind of persona where you'd LOL at snippets of my luteal brain. Tere (sort of) christened this side of me Georgina.
And Georgina is pleased to make your acquaintance. 🥂
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This morning, I was going through the events last night. All-in-all, I wasn't 100% bitchy. I was still joking around and interacting in a friendly manner even though I was in my Georgina brain.
It's possible then that the evolution of Georgina when she's full on bitch mode in the late luteal phase is Georgiana or Christianna, I haven't decided yet.
That's jor-jee-UH-nuh and chris-tee-UH-nuh.
Which one do you think is it? And what's your luteal phase name?
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Shout out to my bi***es, and
Or more appropriately, Regina and Angelina. 😎