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14/10/2011

(Before MARRIAGE)

BOY: Sa wakas! hindi na ako makapaghintay..
GIRL: Gusto mo ba akong umalis?
BOY: Nagbibiro ka ba? syempre hindi!.. GIRL: Kaya mo ba akong halikan?
BOY: Oo naman! Kung may pagkakataon..
GIRL: Sasaktan mo ba ako?
BOY: Hindi!
GIRL: Mapagkakatiwalaan ba kita?
BOY: Oo naman! Ako pa!
GIRL: Ipagpapalit mo ba ako sa iba??
BOY: Of course not!
GIRL: Mahal mo ba talaga ako?
BOY: "YES!"
GIRL: Darling. :">

(After marriage..)
Basahin mula baba pataas.

14/10/2011

luma na pero nakakatawa nmn hehe

BOY: Hayop ka! ginawa mo akong tau-tauhan sa sakahan! Pero saohd ko hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sino magpakain sa pamilya ko IKAW???

AMO: Inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo!..
BOY: Animal you! Person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die who will eat my family YOU??

07/10/2011

TNX po SA MGA NAG LIKE,,

07/10/2011

Marami Jokes dito kuha ka ►http://www.facebook.com/Anghel48
Pag binato ka ng bato,

batuhin mo ng bulaklak para sweet.

Pero isama mo yung paso para may impact! ;)
Pag binato ka ng bato,

batuhin mo ng bulaklak para sweet.

Pero isama mo yung paso para may impact! ;)

Organization

30/09/2011

Sa presinto…
PULIS: Ano ang itsura ng suspek?
SAKSI: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok.
ARTIST: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to…
PULIS: Bakit?
ARTIST: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘to!

30/09/2011

TEACHER: Ok class, our lesson for today is about planets, earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. Now what is next to MERCURY?

PEDRO: Parang 7ELEVEN po yata mam! Hindi ko po sure ha, minsan kasi MINISTOP katabi nun.

30/09/2011

A teacher asks her students what they want to be when they grow up. :
Kiko: I want to be a lawyer!
Juan: I want to be a doctor!
Nene: I want to be a mother!
Teacher: How about you, Juan?
Juan: I want to help Nene! :D

30/09/2011

NAGTANIM SI JUAN, NG MAPANSIN NI PEDRO NA WALA NAMAN BUTO NA TINATANIM SI JUAN…

PEDRO: Juan, tanga ka! Wala ka naman tinatanim ah?

JUAN: Mas tanga ka!! Seedless ito! SEEDLESS!

hahah.. basag si PEDRO!**

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319 Bagong Pook Rosario, Batangas
Rosario
2223

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