31/03/2023
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(Thnkew chat GPT4 for translating it so quickly but can Chat GPT make histo drawings too😄🤔)
Histology lab people!🌸
These are strange people, on the first day if you go to the lab, they give you the false impression that the histology lab is a beautiful garden full of flowers! But be aware of the deceivers, it is a garden but of cacti, which do have flowers but only in pink and magenta colors. It is a magical world where lab demonstrators show you cuboidal cells and keratinized and non-keratinized cells on a slide, but they only show you pink and magenta stains!
A study has proven that if in the first week you learn to say Eosin and Hematoxylin instead of pink and purple, it is entirely possible that your STEP 1 attack may be over in a single assault!
Mothers who dream of making their children "Doctors" as soon as they are born, and then call them "imprisoned by age," they are requested to import Eosin and Hematoxylin from Germany instead of buying a crayon and teach their children to make columnar and squamous cells with their fingers, so that if their fate is to be imprisoned in youth, it should be in the letters MBBS (here, capital letters refer to admission to MBBS).
So that they do not feel ashamed in front of their classmates every week, this should be done in a crowded lab.
For the general public, who are going through this unbearable pain, there is a tip that diagrams should be made as small as possible, so that lab people can save you from their eagle eyes and humorous laughter in the crowded lab. (To avoid humiliation, sacrifice a black goat...)🕊
