02/03/2022
We can't decide which of these news is our favorite ...
1. Russians asking for food from the residents of the occupied country,
2. Turbo-elite Chechens smashed like s**t in the field in a few hours,
3. Gypsies stole a Russian tank,
4. Polish hackers who broadcast disco-polo on the Russian TV,
5. The Russians asked the policemen from the police station in Ukraine for fuel,
6. Kiev thugs beaten up the crew of an armored vehicle and handed over to their army,
7. The Russians drowned the tanks because they had driven onto a wooden bridge
8. The Russians abandoned tanks and armored vehicles because they ran into the mud,
9. Volodymir Żełeński (President of Ukraine) cannot be evacuated because his balls do not fit in any door,
10. the Russian ship wanted to refuel. The Georgians, like the border guards from Snake Island, said to f**k himself and that they could use the oars,
11. Ukrainian activists and LGBT + people beat the Russians and took them prisoner,
12. Putin's biggest fan, the leader of the turbo-elite Chechens, Kadyrov, demands that Ukraine surrender and the soldiers surrender by February 31,
13. Radio communication of the Russians disrupted by hackers who released Barka in the electro version,
14. The farmer attached to the tractor and took a Russian rocket launcher,
15. Ukrainians, under the pretext of being lost, asked in Russian on the radio for the position of a column of Russians - of course, they betrayed their location and got f**ked,
16. Russian armored brigade fought a battle with the monument,
17. A Russian saboteur marking fire positions or landing was caught, his pants were removed and he got attached with foil to the pole. There he was waiting for the police to come,
18. Some Ukrainian Chuck Norris carried a landmine into the bushes, smoldering a cigarette in his mouth. His pace was measured and heavy, because it is not easy to walk with such big balls
19. Russians are caught driving an armored car aimlessly around the houses. When asked what they were doing, they replied: we don't want to fight, but we have to burn the fuel,
20. The same gypsies, from point no. 3, put up for sale a catalyst converter out of that tank.