ChoR yaAr oFficE jA k kiA kaRe GA.

17/06/2012

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16/01/2011

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15/01/2011

GOOD NEWS :) :) :)
WE ARE GOING TO ORGANISE MUSICAL NIGHT ON THURSDAY 20 JANUARY 2011...
WE ARE SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORM BUT ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FACING MANY PROBLEMS...PASSES ARE AVAILABLE...CONTACT US AS SOON AS YOU CAN....THANK YOU FOR YOUR USUALL SUPPORT...:):)

29/11/2010

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

13/11/2010

guys plz report this page..
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Allah-Is-A-Pig/162331733787428

18/10/2010

"Bush; We have bombs like Angelina...Britney...MadonnaMegan Fox...

WHAT do u have???

"Manmohan; We have Bomb defuser like.................

EMRAN HASHMI!!!!!!!!!·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

13/10/2010

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

ladko ko phasaane ke jaal hote hai

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone

tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai....:P

๑۩۞۩๑LuckY๑۩۞۩๑

12/10/2010

PRINCIPAL: "agar koi larka girlz section mein gia tu 1st time usy Rs.100 fine ho ga

or 2nd time 200
&

3rd time 500 fine ho ga

STUDENT: sir koi monthly package nahi hay? :P...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

11/10/2010

Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un say larai ho g*i !
Mom: Beta shadi k baad jhagray to hotey rehtay hain !......
Girl: woh to theek hay par ab laash ka kia karoon....!!·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

11/10/2010

Sheikh saab chotay sheikh ko phainti laga rhe thay.
Hamsaye ne pocha: Kia hua Sheikh Sahab Q mar rahe ho Bachay ko?

Sheikh: kya btaon janab, mene isay naye jootay lay k diye or samjhaya k 2-2 seerhiyan ikathi charhna ta k jootay jaldi kharab na hon.
Is ne 3-3 charhnay k chakkar main pant phaar li hai..lol..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

11/10/2010

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu,

thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

11/10/2010

A sweet & innocent story
In a nursery school canteen,There was a basket of apples with a note written on it
"Do not take more then one, GOD is watching"
On the other counter there was a basket of chocolates
A small child wrote on it
"Take as many as u want, GOD is busy in watching apples" :-)..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

08/10/2010

Aik Memon Dentist k pass daant nikalwanay gaya!

Memon: Kitni fees hai? Dentist: 200

Memon: "Ye lo 50. Thora sa DHEELA kr do, Nikaal mein khud loon ga..."..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

08/10/2010

05/10/2010

There is only one difference between Dream and Aim.

Dream requires effortless sleep,
Whereas,

Aim requires Sleepless efforts,...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

04/10/2010

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?...

Guess? Kaise..

kyu ki usay..

HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI...:P:P...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

03/10/2010

year 2030 :
son to dad :how did u meet mom..???

DAD : AAAaaah my son..

it all started to add a request on facebook...:) :) :P..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

03/10/2010

Yes !! I Knew It!!

The World Will Not End In 2012 -...

I Just Found A Bottle Of Ketchup That Expires In 2013...:-D...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·