Dr. Jöngo Yüppie

Dr. Jöngo Yüppie Handsome Is What Handsome Does.

22/05/2025

What nonsense! This has gotta stop!
When CLOSE-UP does an advert, they'll show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly.

When GILLETTE does an advert, they'll show you someone's beard, armpits and they'll show you how well they shaving stick works.

When DETOLL does an advert, they'll show you someone taking his or her bath in the bathroom with soap.

But what the hell is wrong with ALWAYS ULTRA sanitary PAD? When they're doing their advert, they'll never show us anything! All we do to see is a girl rolling on her bed or secondary school girls singing on the field. How does that show us what the Pad is used for? Or what do you reckon, people???

22/05/2025

As a Family We Are Trying
To Keep Up With
Technology.
SO
I Bought 4 My Son
~ an IPod
My Sister
~ an iPhone
N
Myself an IPad.

I Felt Sorry 4 My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her an Iron.
She Hasn't Spoken
To Me Since. I'm Sorry.

21/05/2025

I was wondering if you could just answer me in this case, for I wanted to see this.

Now: If Lawyers are disbarred and Clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that Electricians can be delighted, Musicians denoted, Cowboys deranged, Models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed, hmm?9

21/05/2025

I was wondering if you could just answer me in this case, for I wanted to see this.

Now: If Lawyers are disbarred and Clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that Electricians can be delighted, Musicians denoted, Cowboys deranged, Models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed, hmm?

21/05/2025

Hey. Take it from me, never kiss a police woman. She will say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse for she will say next please!

Wanna tell you the right route? Always kiss a teacher. She will say repeat it ten times, please!!!

When we talk of Jesus people should get to know that, Having been heard that Jesus was The Son of God, and that He died ...
18/05/2025

When we talk of Jesus people should get to know that, Having been heard that Jesus was The Son of God, and that He died for our sins was whatsoever correct.

Now. Proof that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He abided at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure His mother was a Virgin, and His mother was sure He was God.

Proof that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married in ever since.
2. He was invariably divulging stories.
3. He loved green pastures, as if not a human.

Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was invariably being harassed by the authorities.

Proof that Jesus was Italian:
1. He conversed with His hands.
He had wine with every meal.

So, for this post I'm open to your suggestions!

If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blu...
18/05/2025

If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped su***de is no one of my thoughts. I'm reckoning perhaps homicide!

Whoever bids "Money can't buy happiness", is a Fool.Money can surely buy happiness. If in doubt, , osneak me s...
17/05/2025

Whoever bids
"Money can't buy happiness", is a Fool.
Money can surely buy happiness.

If in doubt,
,
o
sneak me some
and
you can watch me smile and smiling! I'm waiting eagerly!

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