Nunyo Business

Nunyo Business Nunyo Business is a real business! We do things at Nunyo Business. What we do is Nunyo Business. If you worked here you would know.

If you don't work here you do not need to know. And you probably don't work here since not a lot of people work here and you are not one of them.

06/07/2017

Here at Nunyo Business our official motto is: "If You Don't See it, We Don't Have It".

04/06/2017

Many people have asked us: "What do you do there? You seem to have lots of employees walking around talking on their cell phones and looking concerned. Your offices are nice and modern. The phones are always ringing with calls being answered and forworded by a pretty Asian receptionist Yet, no one seems to actually DO anything." Our answer? " This company is called Nunyo Business because of questions like yours. What we do and how, why and when we do it? Nunyo Business. This is our last comment regarding this subject. If you want to know more about us go down to city hall and check out the filings for this company. They are, repeat after me, NUNYO BUSINESS. Make it your mantra. Become a Mail carrier. You'll get lots of exercise. Whoops, here comes Mom...gotta go!

02/22/2017

In addition to everything else going on with the company, Nunyo Business is considering opening a branch in Paris. Kinda like Euro Disneyland only successful. It will be our first step towards world domination. It might not happen, mainly because we don't really like the French (no one does, right? That whole "Freedom Fries"thing and whatever). But it's been said that of all the beautiful cities of Europe Paris is one of 'em. We eagerly await our decision.

02/21/2017

Nunyo is currently actively seeking candidates for the following positions as we prepare to put together the Nunyo News Network: On Air News Presenter. Requirements: Must be able to do stuff. Investigative Reporter. Requirements: must be able to investigate stuff. Camera Operator Requirements: Oh, I dunno. How about must be able to operate camera? Editor: ha ha just kidding. we don't need no stinkin' editor. Producer. Requirements: what does a producer do? Probably nothing Heck, I can do that. Okay, position filled. I'm producer, director AND News Presenter. Since we will be commercial free at least 'til our first commercial nobody gets paid. When the money starts rollin' in I'll take everyone out for drinks. Out motto: "Nunyo Is Fun, Yo"

02/21/2017

The annual Nunyo Business "Softball In the Rain" game and picnic is on for March 1st as it is every year. We don't expect anyone to show up so there will be no food or drinks or even any softball. Justan empty field, Stay home or come to work, Don't play softball in the rain. Remember Clem from accounting? Yeah, nobody does.

02/21/2017

Well now it's been and done been President day and although we have a President (sort of) we here at Nunyo Business decided to come to work anyway because why not get stuff done while there's still stuff to get done. We pay our taxes and provide health care to all of our employees, even the illegal ones like Clyde who works up on the roof doing what we can only imagine is illegal stuff. We don't want to know. Sometimes we see him in the break room and he always has a smile and a nod. He usually has a baloney sandwich for lunch. Remember that weird video where that Asian girl was in the elevator acting all weird and then they found her floating in the water tank? Yeah, that was weird.

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Albany, CA

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm

Telephone

(510) 508-4898

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