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The Funky Hempies is a new CBD health and wellness startup. Our wellness is revolutionary.

Our healing is essential.

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22/08/2025

🌿 “Funky Fridays: Feel Good, Live Free, Stay Funky!” 🌿

Friday is more than the start of the weekend — it’s your chance to reset, recharge, and vibe out. 💚 With The Funky Hempies, you can turn the stress of the week into calm energy that carries you straight through Sunday. ✨

Don’t let another weekend slip by feeling off balance. You deserve better — and your Funky fix is just one click away.

👉 Make today your turning point. Shop The Funky Hempies now and step into your weekend stress-free, calm, and funky. 🌿✌️

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20/08/2025

🌿 “Midweek Funk? Stay Groovy with The Funky Hempies!” 🌿

It’s Wednesday, and we’ve got just the vibe to carry you through the week. ✌️💚 With The Funky Hempies by your side, midweek stress turns into midweek chill. Stay bold, stay balanced, and most of all… stay funky. 🌈✨

👉 Keep your midweek smooth — shop The Funky Hempies today!

15/08/2025

🌿 Funky Fact Friday: Balance Your Vibe, Naturally! 🌿

Did you know? 🤔 Your body has its own endocannabinoid system that helps regulate mood, sleep, and stress levels. CBD works with this system to help keep you in balance — naturally and without the high. 💚✨

With The Funky Hempies, you’re not just buying CBD… you’re investing in a calmer, clearer, funkier you. ✌️

👉 Learn how CBD can work for you — shop The Funky Hempies today!

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14/08/2025

🌿 “Thrive on a Thursday with The Funky Hempies!” 🌿

Why wait for the weekend to feel good? 💚 This Thursday, give your mind and body a midweek boost with CBD goodness that keeps you grounded, relaxed, and ready to roll. Whether you’re tackling deadlines or winding down, The Funky Hempies has your vibe covered. ✌️✨

👉 Discover your new Thursday ritual — shop our CBD favorites now!

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13/08/2025

🌿 Midweek Reset: CBD for Balance, Focus & relax.

✨ “Your Midweek Reset Starts Here 🌿”

“Feeling that midweek drag? Don’t just push through it — reset.
CBD can help you stay calm, focused, and balanced so you can finish the week strong.
Because wellness isn’t just for the weekend — it’s for right now.”

👉 Hit pause, take a breath, and explore The Funky Hempies CBD collection today. Your body (and mind) will thank you.

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08/08/2025

“Friday Funky Fact: Your Body Was Built for CBD!”

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Your body is already equipped with an endocannabinoid system — a natural network designed to work with CBD to help balance mood, improve sleep, and keep stress in check. 💚

That means CBD isn’t just a trend… it’s science meeting self-care.
So, why not start your weekend feeling good and doing good for your body?

🌞 Stay Funky. Stay Balanced. Stay You.

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✨ Tap the link in bio to explore our Funky Hempies CBD collection and start your weekend the natural way!

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07/08/2025

“Is CBD the Missing Link in Your Daily Wellness Ritual?”

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Feeling off lately? Stress, poor sleep, or body aches messing with your vibe? 🌀
You’re not alone—and your body might be trying to tell you something.

Here’s the truth: Your body has an entire endocannabinoid system designed to work with CBD.

Crazy, right? 😮

At The Funky Hempies, we craft our CBD products to bring your body back to balance — the natural way. 🌿✨

Start with something simple. Clean. Effective. And yes… funky. 😎
Because your wellness should feel good and do good.

🔥 Call to Action? Do Something About It!

Ready to level up your self-care?
Tap the link in bio. 💚 Your new ritual is waiting.

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06/08/2025

✨ “Choose Roots Over Quick Fixes.” ✨

Why wait in line for pills when nature already gave us the tools? 🌱

At The Funky Hempies, we believe in healing through balance — from hemp-infused soaps to calming wellness products, our vibe is all about real lifestyle changes that stick.

Your journey to stress relief, better sleep, and daily calm doesn’t have to come in a bottle. 💚

👉 Step out of the medicine line. Step into The Funky Hempies lifestyle. 🌿✨

30/07/2025

🌿 Midweek Reset: CBD for Balance, Focus & Chill

✨ “Your Midweek Reset Starts Here 🌿”

“Feeling that midweek drag? Don’t just push through it — reset.

CBD can help you stay calm, focused, and balanced so you can finish the week strong.
Because wellness isn’t just for the weekend — it’s for right now.”

👉 Hit pause, take a breath, and explore The Funky Hempies CBD collection today. Your body (and mind) will thank you.

25/07/2025

“Wellness Looks Good on You.”

She’s not chasing trends — she’s owning her health.

At The Funky Hempies, we believe wellness should be personal, powerful, and full of peace.

🌿 From managing stress to easing aches, our CBD products are crafted to support your glow—inside and out.
Ready to feel the difference?

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✨ Tap the link in bio to explore our trusted, plant-powered wellness.

Your journey to better starts here.

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24/07/2025

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“Wellness Looks Good on You.”

She’s not chasing trends — she’s owning her health.

At The Funky Hempies, we believe wellness should be personal, powerful, and full of peace.

🌿 From managing stress to easing aches, our CBD products are crafted to support your glow—inside and out.
Ready to feel the difference?

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✨ Tap the link in bio to explore our trusted, plant-powered wellness.

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23/07/2025

Peace Isn’t a Luxury — It’s a Lifestyle.”

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In a world that pulls you in every direction, The Funky Hempies helps you center yourself. Our CBD blends are crafted to help ease anxiety, quiet the noise, and give your mind the calm it deserves — naturally. 🌱
It’s not about escaping life… it’s about showing up for it with clarity and calm.

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Feel the shift. Discover the peace.
➡️ Visit [your website] to learn how CBD can support your mental wellness.

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