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The Funky Hempies is a new CBD health and wellness startup. Our wellness is revolutionary.

Our healing is essential.

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10/08/2025

🎨 Find Your Flow — CBD & Creativity in Harmony ✨

Ever notice your best ideas come when your mind feels free? 🌿
That’s not a coincidence — when your body is calm, your creativity flows.

At The Funky Hempies, we believe wellness isn’t about slowing down — it’s about tuning in.
CBD can help quiet the noise, focus your thoughts, and let your inner groove shine.

🎶 Peace.
💭 Focus.
🎨 Flow.

Your creativity deserves calm energy, not chaos.

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10/02/2025

Most people think CBD is all about how much you take. The truth? It’s about how your body absorbs it. 🌱

🌿 Drops under your tongue → Fast & effective
☕ In tea/coffee → Slower, longer-lasting
💆 Topical rub → Targeted relief
💊 Capsules → Convenient, slower digestion

✨ CBD isn’t one-size-fits-all — it’s about finding your Funky groove.

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🔥 Explore authentic CBD tinctures → TheFunkyHempies.com

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10/01/2025

✨ Wellness With Soul. CBD Done Right. ✨

The world doesn’t need more hype — it needs more truth. 🌿

That’s why at The Funky Hempies, every drop of CBD is:

💚 Crafted with care
🧡 Rooted in wellness
✌️ Funky to the core

Whether it’s your midweek reset or your weekend groove, Funky Hempies CBD is here to keep it real — every time.9

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🚀 Shop authentic CBD today → TheFunkyHempies.com
Peace. Love. Wellness. Always Funky. ✌️

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09/26/2025

✨ Sip Back & Relax: CBD Tea Time with The Funky Hempies ✨

Tea just got Funky. ☕🌿
Adding a drop of The Funky Hempies CBD Tincture Oil to your favorite tea is the easiest way to:
💚 Ease stress
😌 Find calm
🌙 Boost your wellness ritual

It’s not hype — it’s harmony in a cup. ✌️

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🔥 Stir up your groove → Shop CBD Tincture Oil now at TheFunkyHempies.com

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09/25/2025

“CBD Myth Busters ✌️🌿 — Setting the Record Straight”

🚨 CBD Myth Busters! 🚨
There’s a lot of noise out there — but we’re here to keep it Funky and real.

❌ Myth: CBD gets you high.
✅ Truth: CBD is non-psychoactive — it promotes calm & balance without the buzz.

❌ Myth: All CBD is the same.
✅ Truth: Quality matters. At The Funky Hempies, we focus on authentic, tested CBD you can trust.

❌ Myth: CBD is just hype.
✅ Truth: Research shows CBD supports stress relief, sleep, and overall wellness.

✨ Because peace, love, and wellness deserve the truth — Funky style.

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🌿 Learn more + shop authentic CBD → TheFunkyHempies.com

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09/24/2025

✨ Midweek Reset Starts Here — CBD Done Right ✨

Wednesday slump? Not anymore. 🚀
At The Funky Hempies, we’re all about authentic CBD that helps you:
💚 Calm your mind
🧡 Reset your balance
✌️ Groove through the week with ease

No hype. No shortcuts. Just truth, wellness, and a vibe you can trust.

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🚚 Fast delivery. Real results. Always Funky.

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09/19/2025

🌿 Friday Funky Truth: CBD for First-Timers

Curious about CBD? 🤔 You’re not alone — and there’s no better time than Funky Friday to start your wellness journey.

At The Funky Hempies, we make it simple:
💚 100% natural ingredients
🧡 Crafted with care, no hype
✌️ Perfect for first-time users

It’s about peace, love, and wellness — the Funky way.

👉 Ready to try CBD? Start your weekend with Funky Hempies → TheFunkyHempies.com

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09/18/2025

🌿 “Thursday Truth: CBD Done Right”

• ✌️ “No hype. Just peace, love, and wellness — the Funky way.”
• 🎨 Funky Hempies vibe with neon green + burnt orange swirls, h**p leaves, and peace signs.

Truth time, Funky Fam 🌿✨
CBD isn’t about hype — it’s about healing, balance, and authenticity. At The Funky Hempies, we keep it real:

💚 Crafted with care
🧡 Rooted in trust
✌️ Always Funky, never fake

This Thursday, find your groove with CBD that delivers.

👉 Shop now at TheFunkyHempies.com and experience CBD done right.

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09/12/2025

🌿 CBD With Soul, Not Hype. 🌿

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No smoke. No gimmicks. Just real CBD you can trust. At The Funky Hempies, we’re all about authenticity — carefully crafted products, clean ingredients, and a vibe rooted in culture and community. ✌️💚🧡

This Wednesday, let’s start a movement: choose wellness that’s honest, natural, and Funky.

👉 Join the groove. Shop authentic CBD at TheFunkyHempies.com

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09/10/2025

🌿 Wellness Wednesday: CBD 101 🌿

CBD isn’t just a buzzword — it’s balance, calm, and wellness backed by science. ✨

Here’s why it matters:
✅ Works with your body’s endocannabinoid system to support stress, mood, and sleep
✅ Won’t get you high — CBD is non-psychoactive
✅ Backed by studies and trusted by people worldwide for natural relief

At The Funky Hempies, we believe education is just as important as the product. That’s why we focus on authenticity, transparency, and trust.

👉 Learn, grow, and groove into wellness with The Funky Hempies.

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09/05/2025

🌼 Groove Into Wellness with The Funky Hempies!

The Funky Hempies isn’t about hype — it’s about heart. ✌️

Crafted with care, backed by trust, and inspired by the soul of the 70s, our CBD is here to help you find balance and peace in a world that never stops moving.

✨ Wellness with authenticity.
✨ CBD you can trust.
✨ A vibe you can feel.

👉 Step into the groove — shop The Funky Hempies today.

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12850 Highway 9 North, Ste-600/161
Alpharetta, GA
30004

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http://thefunkyhempies.com/

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