Alpine Functional Wellness Alpine,WY

04/28/2026

Ladies, get in on the good stuff your body craves.
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TLDR: testosterone isn’t just for libido.

Results: Improvement was reported across all eight domains, with energy/fatigue showing the strongest response (84.3% improved). Depression, irritability, anhedonia, and sexual interest each exceeded 65% improvement. Cognitive domains showed a delayed trajectory, with meaningful gains emerging at 4 to 6 months. Quality of life improvement was reported by 89.7%, with significant improvement rising from 5.4% at 1 month to 51.5% at greater than 12 months. Energy/fatigue (64.2%) and mood (49.7%) ranked above sexual desire (41.3%) as self-identified areas of greatest benefit. All five biomarkers changed favorably: total testosterone +151.8% (d = 3.60), free testosterone +216.7% (d = 3.01), hemoglobin +5.5% (d = 2.03), SHBG −13.3% (d = 1.57), and triglycerides −12.6% (d = 1.28). Conclusions: Individualized TRT in women was associated with broad symptomatic improvement spanning energy/fatigue, depression, irritability, anhedonia, cognitive function, and sexual interest, with duration-dependent gains and favorable biomarker changes across all five markers assessed. These findings suggest that the value of testosterone in women extends beyond sexual function and supports the need for larger controlled trials with extended follow-up.

01/30/2026

Peptides aren’t skincare or trends.
They’re prescription therapies that require evaluation, dosing, and monitoring.
Work with someone who understands the biology — not the buzzwords.

01/24/2026

🔥 The Metabolic Power Trio
MOTS‑C • AOD‑9604 • Tesamorelin
When it comes to supporting metabolic health and body‑composition goals, this combo hits multiple pathways at once — energy, fat metabolism, and hormonal signaling.
💪 Why people love this stack
Each peptide works differently, creating a more comprehensive approach to wellness, energy, and body‑composition support.
🌟 Who may benefit
• Those working toward improved body composition
• Anyone struggling with stubborn fat despite lifestyle changes
• Individuals wanting support for energy, endurance, and metabolic function
• People looking to complement a structured wellness or fitness plan
Not magic — just science‑driven support for a healthier, more energized you.

01/13/2026

🌄 Ready to feel lighter, stronger, and more in control of your health?
Alpine Functional Wellness is now welcoming new patients across Wyoming for GLP‑1 weight‑loss telemedicine.
✨ Why people are turning to GLP‑1 therapy:
Supports healthier appetite regulation
Helps reduce cravings and mindless snacking
Encourages steady, sustainable weight loss
Complements lifestyle changes for long‑term success
Backed by research on metabolic health
💻 100% Telemedicine — Wyoming residents only
Affordable plans starting at $160/month for 4 months, with microdosing and traditional dosing options and no hidden fees. Medication is shipped right to your door.
🏔️ Keep your care local. Keep your progress personal.
Schedule your consultation today: alpinewellnesswy.com

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12/21/2025

✨ New Year, new goals, new momentum ✨
Does your New Year’s resolution include a new fitness plan or goal? 🏋️‍♀️💪
Support your body for success with BPC‑157 liposomal chewable tablets.
This wellness favorite is used by many to support angiogenesis, the building of new blood vessels — helping muscles, tendons, and ligaments stay strong through training 🏃‍♂️🔥
Plus, many people include it in their routine for overall gut support 🌿✨
Comment “repair” for a link to purchase 🔗

12/18/2025

✨ Perimenopause Check-In ✨
We all know perimenopause comes with a long list of symptoms—hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, night sweats, irregular cycles, sleep struggles, and more.
But let’s be honest… most of us end up brushing some of them off, telling ourselves “it’s just stress” or “I’ll deal with it later.”
👉 I’m curious: Which perimenopause symptoms do you find yourself ignoring the most?
Is it the subtle ones like forgetfulness or fatigue, or the more obvious ones like hot flashes?
Let’s share—sometimes just talking about it makes the journey feel a little lighter. 💬

11/19/2025

Updated pricing list as of 11/18/25. *Prices may change for home delivery vs clinic pickup.*

11/18/2025

🌟 You're Invited! 🌟

Special Immunity Boosting IV Hydration Day
📍 Lisa’s Salon
📅 Thursday, December 11th

Get ready to recharge before the holidays!
✨ What’s included:
Mini Tri Immune Boost IV – $120
Optional Upgrade: Add Vitamin B12 for extra energy – just $20

💇‍♀️ If you’re already booked with Lisa, Robye, Julie, or Jenna, you can schedule your IV drip during your service for the ultimate self-care combo.

💡 Bonus: While you relax with your drip, discover our exciting peptide offerings and how they can support your wellness journey.

🎄 Treat yourself to a boost of energy and immunity before the holiday rush. Spots are limited, so reserve yours today!

11/10/2025

✨ Calling all men and women, protect you heart, bones and brain with bioidentical hormone replacement therapy. Pop into our open house on November 11th to learn more.

11/06/2025

🧬 BPC-157: The Recovery Peptide You’ve Never Heard Of 💉
Looking to bounce back faster from injuries, inflammation, or gut issues? BPC-157 might be your secret weapon.
Originally studied for its regenerative effects, this peptide has gained traction among: 🏋️‍♂️ Athletes – for faster healing of tendons, ligaments, and muscles 🧘 Biohackers – for anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective benefits 🩺 Post-surgery patients – to support tissue repair and reduce recovery time 🥴 Gut warriors – for ulcers, IBS, UC, crohn’s and leaky gut
💡 Whether you’re chasing peak performance or healing from the inside out, BPC-157 could be worth exploring.

11/03/2025

💉 Unlock Your Body’s Natural Power with Sermorelin 💪✨
Looking for a natural way to boost energy, sculpt your body, and turn back the clock? Meet Sermorelin — a game-changing peptide that stimulates your body’s own growth hormone production. Here’s why it’s making waves in wellness:
🌟 Muscle Growth: Sermorelin supports lean muscle development by enhancing natural HGH levels — helping you build strength and recover faster from workouts.
🔥 Fat Loss: It revs up your metabolism, making it easier to shed stubborn fat, especially around the belly and thighs.
🕰️ Anti-Aging: Say goodbye to sluggishness and hello to vitality. Sermorelin improves sleep, boosts energy, and sharpens mental clarity — all key to feeling youthful.
💧 Skin Rejuvenation: With increased collagen production, you’ll notice firmer, smoother, more radiant skin — a glow that comes from within.
Unlike synthetic HGH, Sermorelin works with your body, not against it — making it a safer, more sustainable option for long-term wellness.
✨ Ready to feel stronger, look younger, and live better? Sermorelin might just be your secret weapon.