The Underground-Alton Mo

03/19/2025

Waazzzzuuuupppp babies🙃, we’re halfway through the week!! Maybe this will turn time a little faster. Just hit the shelves. BRAND NEW lost v**e, 50k puffs, nic/ice control, and, they’re only $21.99.🤯 I took one home and I won’t pick a geek bar up again for a while. I don’t know if I’ll run out puffs or just get bored first, but, they’re prettyyy awesome. Come in and see me. Grab a v**e, catch a vibe. Browse our new selection of herb. Take your favorite rolly home. Also. If your car smells like Taco Bell and bar and chain oil, come get a new smell to cover that up😂. Car Freshies. Made by a sweet local gal. Help support her startup! I’m feeling like I’ll make you a deal today. 😘. Come see me Suga.

‼️‼️ MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

03/01/2025

🚨ALERT 🚨
I’m just kidding. There is no alert. But there is a deal. I KNOW for a fact that most of all my customers have a cutesy little printed bag laying around from the underground store, so, bring it back, and I’ll give you %5 off. (Please dont dig them out of the trash, or bring me a bag in 14 pieces that your chinchilla tore up. You just hang on to that one☺️) I’ll be here until 8! Come on in.

‼️‼️MUST BE +21 TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

02/17/2025

Mannn. I went to the store and the shelves are cleaned out, wasn’t a crème pie or ding d**g to be had. So I guess you’ll have to come see me to get either, muhahaha. Come in today before the snow plague hits, and I’ll send you home with a ding d**g of my own, if that’s what you’re after.😘. AND, I want my cases to be as empty as store shelves. See you soon baby loves.😘

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

02/07/2025

Today is Friday, and we LOVE FRIDAYS. Come check me out and then I’ll check you out and give you 25% off any adult novelty item.😘

Also have deals on select v**es.
Cali bars, buy one get one %50 off.
Other name v**es, buy any TWO for $15.

Come in to catch other cool deals in store!

Oh, and tell your friends about our new promotion card.😉🤫

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/28/2025

It’s almost February, and if your lady/guy friends don’t have something to make them happy on that day, I bet I sure do. (And they’re 25% off) 😘

We’ve also got a new Rolly deal. No more mystery roll, but something a little better. They’re 8 dollllarrrsss though. Come in today and check it out! I’m here until 8!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/14/2025

I’m screaming helloooo from all the piles of snow! Come on in and see me! From Today, until February 14th, Love day, Valentine’s Day, I’m in love with myself day, whatever day you want to call it, ALL adult novelty items are 25% off! If that don’t make you do a jig, I bet I’ve got something that will😘🤭 I’m here until 8 tonight, pay me a visit lovers.❤️

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

We are a v**e store, that sales wellness herbs, and adult novelty items.

01/11/2025

The underground will be closing at 5:30 pm tonight! Come and get it while the gettin is good.

01/03/2025

Come get your guesses in

Haven’t seen most of you since last year, disappointing. 😒 so you better have a good excuse made up when I see you. Butttt I bet you’ll want to come in.

Starting at 6pm tonight, January 4th 2024, or 25 whatever year it is🙃, come in, drop $1, and take a guess on how many beads and silly pucks are in my pretty lil jar. The number will be revealed every two weeks. The person that is the closest to the correct amount will receive a $50 dollar underground gift card. However, if you are to guess the number EXACTLY, you’ll win the gift card along with a free punch card item or, well, come in to find out the rest. 😘

Come and see me sweethearts. I’m here until 10!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/03/2025

Haven’t seen most of you since last year, disappointing. 😒 so you better have a good excuse made up when I see you. Butttt I bet you’ll want to come in.

Starting at 6pm tonight, January 4th 2024, or 25 whatever year it is🙃, come in, drop $1, and take a guess on how many beads and silly pucks are in my pretty lil jar. The number will be revealed every two weeks. The person that is the closest to the correct amount will receive a $50 dollar underground gift card. However, if you are to guess the number EXACTLY, you’ll win the gift card along with a free punch card item or, well, come in to find out the rest. 😘

Come and see me sweethearts. I’m here until 10!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

12/31/2024

One. Last.day.. one last whole day of 24’, where’d the year go? I guess time really does fly when you’re working your life away, I mean, when you’re having fun.😅🤫. Come in and grab a deal to make sure 2024 gets one last salute to the year it’s been.

Double punches on select full price prerolls today.
Spend $50+ get %5 off your purchase today.
Buy one full price adult novelty item, get one %25 off today!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

If you’ve made it this far into the post, thank you all. Us here at the underground appreciate each and every one of you that have supported our business! We all hope your new year is bigger and better than this one. May it be filled with all the doors to success, all the prettiest days and the most courage to get up on the ugly ones. We hope you never get stopped at a red light, and that the grass stays greener on your side.🤭 Safe travels this New years. Tell them you love them, and squeeze those fur babies before you leave. HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!🎉🥳

12/24/2024

My guys, I am here until 5 today, and I’m willing to bet I’ve got something here that’ll make you SLEIGH the day tomorrow, or maybe just eat all the cookies. 😉 haha. Come in before I’m gone! And, Merry Christmas Eve!
‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️
❄️🎅🏼🎄❄️🎅🏼🎄❄️🎅🏼🎄❄️

12/23/2024

⚠️Holiday Hours⚠️
The underground will be open 10am-5pm, Christmas Eve.
Closed on Christmas Day.