The Underground-Alton Mo

03/19/2025

Waazzzzuuuupppp babies🙃, we’re halfway through the week!! Maybe this will turn time a little faster. Just hit the shelves. BRAND NEW lost v**e, 50k puffs, nic/ice control, and, they’re only $21.99.🤯 I took one home and I won’t pick a geek bar up again for a while. I don’t know if I’ll run out puffs or just get bored first, but, they’re prettyyy awesome. Come in and see me. Grab a v**e, catch a vibe. Browse our new selection of herb. Take your favorite rolly home. Also. If your car smells like Taco Bell and bar and chain oil, come get a new smell to cover that up😂. Car Freshies. Made by a sweet local gal. Help support her startup! I’m feeling like I’ll make you a deal today. 😘. Come see me Suga.

‼️‼️ MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

03/01/2025

🚨ALERT 🚨
I’m just kidding. There is no alert. But there is a deal. I KNOW for a fact that most of all my customers have a cutesy little printed bag laying around from the underground store, so, bring it back, and I’ll give you %5 off. (Please dont dig them out of the trash, or bring me a bag in 14 pieces that your chinchilla tore up. You just hang on to that one☺️) I’ll be here until 8! Come on in.

‼️‼️MUST BE +21 TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

02/17/2025

Mannn. I went to the store and the shelves are cleaned out, wasn’t a crème pie or ding d**g to be had. So I guess you’ll have to come see me to get either, muhahaha. Come in today before the snow plague hits, and I’ll send you home with a ding d**g of my own, if that’s what you’re after.😘. AND, I want my cases to be as empty as store shelves. See you soon baby loves.😘

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

02/07/2025

Today is Friday, and we LOVE FRIDAYS. Come check me out and then I’ll check you out and give you 25% off any adult novelty item.😘

Also have deals on select v**es.
Cali bars, buy one get one %50 off.
Other name v**es, buy any TWO for $15.

Come in to catch other cool deals in store!

Oh, and tell your friends about our new promotion card.😉🤫

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/28/2025

It’s almost February, and if your lady/guy friends don’t have something to make them happy on that day, I bet I sure do. (And they’re 25% off) 😘

We’ve also got a new Rolly deal. No more mystery roll, but something a little better. They’re 8 dollllarrrsss though. Come in today and check it out! I’m here until 8!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/22/2025

‼️‼️ALERT‼️‼️
Take caution when coming into the store today, because you’re sure to get a blazing deal. Might knock your socks off and it’s flipping cold. ❄️🙃

Come in today and buy one get one free on either punch card item. (Rollies, or a silly gram of grass)
Come and see me. I’m here until 8!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/18/2025

Dannnng. Times rolling slower than smoke off…a hot pie…🙃
Come in and see us. We’ve got deals across the case. 10% off all trays. 25% off all adult novelty items. And if you buy two, I’ll give you your favorite prefilled broccoli stick for free. We’re here until 8, this weeks deals are gone when we lock the doors. Stop in!

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

01/14/2025

I’m screaming helloooo from all the piles of snow! Come on in and see me! From Today, until February 14th, Love day, Valentine’s Day, I’m in love with myself day, whatever day you want to call it, ALL adult novelty items are 25% off! If that don’t make you do a jig, I bet I’ve got something that will😘🤭 I’m here until 8 tonight, pay me a visit lovers.❤️

‼️‼️MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER STORE‼️‼️

We are a v**e store, that sales wellness herbs, and adult novelty items.

01/11/2025

The underground will be closing at 5:30 pm tonight! Come and get it while the gettin is good.

01/11/2025

Happy weekend guys!
The underground will be open at 12pm today, Saturday January 11th. See you soon.😘

01/10/2025

❄️Chnl 420 weather❄️
news…
Snowing 500 feet today.
The underground, is under snow. We will be closed today, Friday Jan 10th. We hope to see you tomorrow! Stay safe.