01/26/2026
Kyle, the random guy we found standing outside in shorts, holding a shovel this morning… Well, he’s now on staff, heroically pushing patients over the snowbank so they can reach our office.
He’s doing the Lord’s work for $5 an hour plus unlimited Dunkin’ iced coffee, which he insists on drinking no matter how cold it gets.
This is Betty. Betty was thrilled to get a boost, but in all the excitement, she forgot to knock the snow off her shoes when entering our office. We gently reminded her with a brief lecture on common decency. Anyhoo…
We’ll be OPEN tomorrow. Just look for the shovel guy and aim for the peak!