Calypso Natural Clinic

05/23/2025

Moving Super sale 20% off Bio Cream, The Ultimate Dermatological Clinical Grade peptide therapy! And my gift to you is 2 free hyaluronic face masks with a neo cleanser! $153 that’s 50% off!! Value $297

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Biocream heals the skin so well it reverses aging!! Best studies all products have undergone placebo trials and published in JAMA 💃🏼

05/04/2025

Goddess prayer for us all!! 🙏🏽🌺☀️♥️

Found a smashed fairy slipper 🥀

Made a flower essence 🌸

While not federally listed as threatened or endangered, the Calypso orchid(Calypso bulbosa) is considered vulnerable to extinction or extirpation.

From Alaska essences
Calypso bulbosa’s support and magic is helping those with…
Indications: weak vertical alignment; not wanting to stand out and be noticed; spiritual potential and wisdom not activated or manifested in the physical body.
Healing Qualities: support for standing in our power and beauty, and for projecting our unique individuality in a clear way; helps us manifest our spiritual wisdom through our physical bodies; strengthens the male principle in men and women; promotes clear communication through alignment with Earth and spirit.

04/13/2025

Go smell the flowers guys it’s where you belong!

Let the new growth just break off the old dead parts of you like this plum tree.

So many colors out right now bright greens and bright red pinks and purples around me!!

Spring is powerful!!

Grab ahold of a new yearning in you to be free among the wildflowers 🌼

If learning more about the use of nature in your world from wildcrafting, gardening and preparing ….look no further!

I GOT You🌷💚

Let’s gather up some medicine I’ll help w ID on popular “weeds” you have growing around.

We’ll gather em up w wildcrafting ethics in mind

Next head to the kitchen as we discuss making medicine and the benefits for each herb.

Learn preparation of common forms easiest for extraction & your bodies assimilation 💚💕

Making your own preferred concoction from Tea, Tincture or vinegar

I’ll guide you and share with you my 29years of herbal medicine making,

Unless we count the childhood of smashing up berries and twigs in the PNW forests 😂😍🌿🌱🍓🫐

If you can’t make this Friday’s Spring Detox medicine making class

but curious about a Recording….

Hit me back or get on my email list! Link in bio or calypsoclinic.com

Hit me back or pay in link in comments/story

04/07/2025

01/06/2025

Kicking off Instagram challenge here for a seat in my connective issues Marfan EDS, hypermobile spectrum program a 12 week program.

Physician guided support from ME to move you out of :
the unknown to being empowered
from pain to peace
fatigue to vitality

Let me help you take back your life and live the best life you can with your connective tissue disorder is for those who suffer with , and or the parents I’ll be doing six different through the next two weeks and the more you interact, the more chance you have to win a spot in my $999 value program so comment and let me see what you’re doing with each of these tips with the

This week I wanna see what you’re doing to help maintain your posture and keep your beautiful long body upright

First tip is the reminder for yourself
1. head back
2. Chin in
3. Shoulders down
4. Spine up through the top of your head
5. Feet flat on floor… crossing legs is horrible on our hips
6. Hips level
7. Back should have a natural curve

Second, having a professional who can give you feedback with your movements.

This may be a ballet teacher, a dance, instructor, yoga, partner, personal trainer or a physical therapist

It’s really important to be guided by professionals 🤗

Thirdly, A Mirror you can get immediate feedback from looking at yourself.

Have one to the side of your workspaces from your kitchen sink to your desk and take a peek and see how your alignment really is during the day.

Fourth, take time daily to practice this great posture,
whether it’s an activity like dancing or swimming or just sitting and meditating.

The more you pull yourself back to proper alignment the more it will become a natural habit for you.

11/30/2024

Want to take advantage of enlisting an EXPERT on board for your 2025 goals??!!

Take advantage of this amazing deal now for prices will go back up to the new level...$550 an hour unless in program, concierge or membership.

You ready for serious change? Painful days on the couch transformed to Action packed life plans!

No worries about the future

FOR your not only going to turn this ship around, you’ll begin to spiral up with less falls into your pits!

Don’t steer your ship yourself in 2025, Let me show you the tradewinds!!!

Check out My offerings and sales now for these one a year offerings will be ending soon!

FInd out More......see link in story
DON’T MISS OUT!!!

Huge Hugs for Supporting A SIngle Mom Business!!

Lots of Blessings to you and yours this holiday season!

From Dr Amandalynn, Hailey, Donnie and Charlie Hoffman

11/30/2024

I’m a huge proponent that our health starts in the kitchen.  It’s the heart of our home and health.

I really love encouraging my patients to get creative and trust they have a lil chef inside them!

The first place I have them and my kids start is experimenting with Nature’s strongest yet gentlest medicine....spices and herbs!

Discover the Healing Power of Spices

Spices aren’t just for making your food taste amazing—they’re loaded with health benefits too!

Everyday Spices to Keep Around:

• Rosemary 

• A memory and mood booster (great for when holiday chaos sets in).
• Helps your immune system fight back with anti-inflammatory properties.

• Oregano 

• Good for digestion (hello, holiday feasts).
• Naturally fights bacteria and viruses—perfect for cold season.

• Cinnamon 

• Balances blood sugar after those extra holiday cookies.
• Supports joint health and reduces inflammation.

Holiday Favorites with Benefits

 • Nutmeg 

• Helps you relax and unwind (great after a long day of holiday shopping).
• Soothes digestion when you’ve had one too many holiday treats.

• Clove 

Packed with vitamins to keep your immune system strong.
*  Extremely high antioxidant clove is the top of the antioxidant list!
*  Freshens breath and supports oral health (mistletoe moment, anyone?).

• Ginger 

• Fights nausea and keeps your tummy happy.
• Gets your blood flowing and warms you up on chilly days.

What fun spices and recipes are you enjoying?

11/17/2024

Only authentic way we truly level up the Tribe is to connect in tighter together like a Celtic knot 🪢

Calypso’s next level to support you is focused on this. Bringing you in closer to your own self reliance yet guided by teachings from a Seasoned Leader in Wellness.

I need to help so many and the best way is to TEACH!!

You wanna really understand your body and learn the sails to navigate the ever changing winds?

The only way to really get you to your goals and learn how to NOT drop down in fatigue, pain and hopelessness again!

Let me be your midwife to healing yourself really learn what you need to get to he bottom of your issue and turn it around now!

I’m not doing anybody any good by allowing you all to go so slow on healing yourself when we can do it faster if I can hold you closer so if you’re ready for real change, let’s do this.

If not, I’m just gonna be a lot more expensive and for many damn dangerous too many close to serious disease and cancer!!

I got this point a few times in my past and would uplevel my career.

When I couldn’t heal my clients enough with being a massage therapist, herbalist, nutritionist & intuitive healer…

I needed to become a Natueopathic Doctor with my thesis on my favs…

🤩Marfan syndrome & Naturopathy cures.

This upleveling is with these changes God/dess is pushing me towards hard right now as it’s time 🙏🏽💫

I see too much these days

Our health is under attack!

We need to keep on top of these serious issues from guts, hormones to connective tissue pain, or we’ll nosedive fast!!

This takes a Tribe and a good team.

I’m your Captain here to help you properly take charge and navigate these dark waters for the shifting times 💙💜🪢🐉

If your ready to learn more about
Courses, VIP to Having me speak please hit me up! 🤙🏽

11/15/2024

Only authentic way we truly level up the Tribe is to connect in tighter together like a Celtic knot 🪢

Calypso’s next level to support you is focused on this. Bringing you in closer to your own self reliance yet guided by teachings from a Seasoned Leader in Wellness.

I need to help so many and the best way is to TEACH!!

I want to teach you everything I can about you and your issue

so you never even consider having this heavy load on you again!!

You’ll understand your body and learn the winds to navigate the ever changing winds

The only way to really get you to your goals and learn how to NOT drop down in fatigue, pain and hopelessness again!

Let me be your midwife to healing yourself really learn what you need to get to he bottom of your issue and turn it around now!

I’m not doing anybody any good by allowing you all to go so slow on healing yourself when we can do it faster if I can hold you closer so if you’re ready for real change, let’s do this.

If not, I’m just gonna be a lot more expensive and for many damn dangerous too many close to serious disease and cancer!!

I got this point a few times in my past and would uplevel my career.

When I couldn’t heal my clients enough with being a massage therapist, herbalist, nutritionist & intuitive healer…

I thought to really help make more change for people I needed to become a Doctor and my thesis on my disease… Marfan syndrome & Naturopathy cures.

This upleveling is with these changes God/dess is pushing me towards hard right now as it’s time 🙏🏽💫

I see too much these days

Our health is under attack!

We need to keep on top of these serious issues from guts, hormones to connective tissue pain, or we’ll nosedive fast!!

This takes a Tribe and a good team.

So here’s my answer

To hold you more accountable and secured to make Your health dreams a reality, I have 5 options for you (not everyone qualifies for all these).

1. GETTER DONE- 60 min check ins, course, group support, open office hours. Ultimate education and support with 3 tracks : IBS, VITALITY or Connective Tissue issues.

2. VIP- monthly hour check in + $100 product each month. Best price and support, more https://calypsonaturalclinic.com/vip-concierge-program/

3. MEMBERSHIP-only a few offered this need to be vip or thru a course track first. monthly 15min check in and 15% off supplements and discounts on detox groups/ vitality/connective tissue/IBS courses

4. Consultation only pay by hour

5. Speaking gigs- 1k a hour to heal a community with fun, uplifting & life changing health tips for your team!
(Unless non profits)

I’m your Captain here to help you properly take charge and navigate these dark waters for the shifting times 💙💜🪢🐉

Interested???? Hit me a Tribe below for more info

10/20/2024

Really appreciate those who I’ve helped to help me out!! Needing some funds post surgery and I’m getting creative here!
If you donate to breast cancer foundation via my vote here for every dollar I’ll give ya a 1% off your next purchase
Or hit below for a free vote that helps me get twds a travel bonus this weekend only🙌.
Really appreciate your time. Blessings to you 🥰🙌🤩

You decide who will appear on the cover of NewBeauty Magazine and enjoy a luxury spa-cation in Scottsdale, AZ!

10/19/2024

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10/10/2024

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From my local community of Yamhill county out to my global community of Loose Connective Tissues folks🙏🏽

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My favorite top vibrational foundation shifting therapies 🌸🌺🌼

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