04/01/2026
I would like to officially introduce everyone to my new acupuncture modality. I had to discontinue last years version as the investigators for the board of professional licensing did come after me, something about being out of my scope of practice and they were concerned about the patient who was rushed to the hospital. With all that said, this is Quilled Acupuncture. The many tiny incisions made by the hedgehogs quills causes a sort of tissue disturbance you can’t get from any man made tools. That’s why it’s been used in Great Britain throughout history. It’s said even Queen Victorias physician used this medicine on her for her rheumatism. I will be changing my hours of operation as hedgehogs are nocturnal. Available times will be from 11pm to 5am. If you schedule please bring a small bag of cat food as a thank you. Hedgehogs are strictly carnivores so do not bring dog food! Also the angrier the hedgehog the more intense the treatment so if it’s your first time no sudden movements or loud voices. This will stress her out. This service is available starting today April fools. Whoever reported me to the board last year, you’re probably gonna need to report this as well. 😌
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