Kneads Met, LLC

04/27/2026

Be honest… what mom REALLY wants is a massage 😌💐
This year, skip the guesswork.
🌷 Mother’s Day Deal 🌷
$30 OFF 60-minute Massage

☆☆Free add-on of either Hot Stones or Cupping within session. She simply needs to request.

Because:
👉 She’s tired
👉 Her shoulders hurt
👉 And she deserves better than a last-minute gift

🎁 Gift certificates available through website also.

📅 Book before spots fill up, under promotion Mother’sDay. Promotion ends 5/11/26

📍 Anchorage | Kneads Met, LLC
Send this to someone who needs the hint 👀

03/13/2026

To Carmill Goldsberry, Jessica A. & Maggie Lilly !! Thank You Ladies So Much For Letting Me Assist & Letting Me Massage Ya During My Sitka Visit. Full Day Tomorrow On The Books, Looking Forward To Meeting More Members Of This Community 🤗🙌

03/10/2026

Got my first one in a long time!! SMH Bruh Why You "Joke" Like Dis

03/07/2026

Excited To Take This Gig On The Road!!
With Kneads Met, LLC, I'm Excited To Be
Flying Down To Sitka For Massage,
March 10th-14th, 10:30a.m-7:30pm.
Let People Know! Will Be Offering
▪︎Pregnancy
▪︎Deep Tissue/MFR
▪︎Swedish Massage
-Cupping and Sports can be incorporated into sessions.

https://www.massagebook.com/KneadsMetLLC/massage/deals/Sitka-Friends-/196786

01/08/2026

Just A Few Of My Reviews. Short & Simple To Detailed Info, All Fill This Vessel To Continue The Journey Of Helping Others The Best Way I Can.

Add Your Comments/Reviews, Good/Bad/Funny/Etc Etc Etc. I Luv All Feedback

12/04/2025

Most People Ask What I Use Behind The Scenes For My Own Massage Care & For Those Who Want A Bit More Than My Regular Coconut Oil.
I Try To Always Support Local Of My Alaska Community. I Was Introduced To Denali H**p Co. While Working At An Also Awesome Family Owned Business .ak. From There I've Explored Their Talkeetna Home & Buy Here In Anchorage. If You're Ever Curious Ask Me To Sample On A Sore Place You May Have. Experience Comforting Smells, Smooth Skin Reviving Feels, And Mmmm Mmmm Body Relief.

Denali H**p For Pain: This salve is used for arthritis, sore joints and muscles, rashes, cuts, burns, eczema, psoriasis, dry skin, insect bites, bee stings, bruises. Ingredients: wild crafted devil’s club, olive oil, beeswax and vitamin E oil. Made in Alaska.

Mt. Mama: Use this salve on burns, cracks, scrapes, bites, stings and sore muscles! Ingredients: almond, calendula and neem oils, devils club, beeswax, herbs, vitamin E, natural and essential oils. Made in Alaska.

11/07/2025

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU USE THESE KEY MUSCLE GROUPS!!!

🦵 and Glutes 🍑: These are the primary muscles for LIFTING/PUSHING snow. Proper form requires bending your knees and using your glutes and hamstrings to lift the weight, not your back.

🤠💯Core: This includes your abdominal muscles, obliques, and lower back. A strong core provides stability, balance, and protects your spine from strain during the repetitive bending and lifting motions.
🫶Tip- Ask Your Therapist For Abdominal Massage

💪🏻🫱🏽‍🫲🏿Arms and Shoulders: Muscles like the deltoids (shoulder) and the biceps and triceps are used to hold and move the shovel. Forearm muscles are also used for wrist extension.

☠️👻Back: The erector muscles of the back are engaged, particularly the lower back for stability. HOWEVER, THEY SHOULD NOT BE THE PRIMARY MUSCLES FOR LIFTING.

11/07/2025

Tips for safe shoveling ❄️☃️:

🙌🤣BOOK A MASSAGE!!!🙌🤣

https://www.massagebook.com/KneadsMetLLC/massage/deals/First-Timer-Disc/154917

STEP ONE ALWAYS!👏💞

☆Use proper form: Bend your knees and use your legs and glutes to lift, keeping the shovel close to your body. Pivot your feet instead of twisting your waist when you need to throw the snow.

☆Engage your core: Brace your core muscles throughout the activity to protect your spine and improve overall strength and endurance.

☆Push, don't lift: For lighter snow, try to push it to the side to reduce the strain on your back.

☆Take frequent breaks: Shoveling is a vigorous activity. Take short breaks to prevent muscle fatigue and rest your heart.

☆☆Warm up first: Do some light stretching and exercises to prepare your muscles for the activity.

05/04/2025

MOM: Master of Multitasking, Queen of Calm, Bringer of Snacks… and long overdue for a MASSAGE!

This Mother’s Day, give Mom the gift she actually wants:
peace, quiet, and someone else working out the knots.

Book her a massage and score serious favorite-child points.
Or if you are the mom? Treat yo’self — you’ve earned it.

Special Mother’s Day Offer: $30 off all sessions through June 11, 2025

Kneads Met was created for assisting those who need therapeutic services outside the regular 9a.m-5p.m. business days. 750 W Dimond Blvd #112, Anchorage, AK 99515

04/28/2025

To The Koots Crew
Here's Your Annual Gift Of Massage

01/19/2025

"Start your week on the right note with a little self-care! 🌿

Sundays are for resetting, recharging, and reconnecting with YOU. Don’t let the week run you over—schedule a rejuvenating massage to clear your mind and refresh your body.

You deserve to feel your best before tackling whatever the week has in store. Let Kneads Met Massage help you make Sundays your self-care ritual.

Book now and give yourself the gift of balance and energy. Your week will thank you."