11/23/2025
OFFICIAL APOLOGY LETTER 💌
To anyone who has:
• Zoomed in on a stranger’s jawline
• Paused a meeting to show “just one more” before & after
• Looked in the mirror and thought, “Wait… has my neck always looked like that?”
This is our formal apology. 🫢
We’re guilty of making facelifts and neck lifts look too natural… the kind where people only say,
“Wow, you look really rested. New skincare?”
Side effects may include:
– More mirror selfies
– Fewer filters
– Random bursts of “I actually love how I look” confidence
We recognize the chaos this can cause in your group chats and Calendly.
We also have no plans to stop. 😇
If you’ve been personally victimized by this account, please accept this apology and:
👉 Comment “GUILTY” below
👉 Send this to a friend who keeps sending you facelift reels
👉 Save this post as evidence for when you book your consultation
With regret (and great results),
Dr. James Economides & Team