11/27/2025
🚨 WE ONLY HAVE A FEW LEFT 🚨
10 cupping sessions for $100 — yes, that’s basically $400 off, and no, you’re not dreaming.
And before you say it…
It’s not a bot texting you.
It’s our office overlord, Joy — a real human who personally messages each and every one of you because we actually believe in human connection.
Did you think she’s just playing on her phone? 😂🫶🏼
(Though to be fair… we know she sometimes sounds like a robot. That’s just her efficiency.)
So stop telling us to stop 😭
and start saying,
“Thank you for thinking of me and trying to save me money.”
This Thanksgiving, we’re especially grateful for you.
In a world obsessed with speed and automation, we’re thankful for the real relationships we’ve built with you.
We think about you years after you’ve moved… sometimes we wonder if you hate us.
Can we get a text back, bro?
Remember when you couldn’t raise your arm over your head and we were the hero?
Yeah. We still care. And yes — we’re making Joy work on Thanksgiving because we love you that much. 🦃📱
We’re grateful for every connection we’ve built with you, and when we fall short?
Tell us—so we can be better for you.
We really do go above and beyond to get you the best price for your services… even if Joy has to text you like your wellness fairy godmother with deadlines. 🪄✨
Limit one per customer. When we’re out, we’re out. No exceptions.
If you want more info about this promo, drop a 🧉 in the comments or text us—
Happy thanksgiving 🦃 hope we can fill your cup as much as you do ours!
