10/28/2024
TYPED Oct 28, 2024 5:07 PM
ATTENTION ALL YE WHO READ THE WORDS UPON THE BOOK OF FACES (still).
OUR TEXTLINE IS NOW OPERATIONAL. Of course, I had to talk on the PHONE like 59 times today and I felt like a junior high kid gabbing with the other chatty cathies. I hated it. I will talk to my counselor about this.
ANYWHO, I have updated our closed message to the following and as I have learned from having the attention span of a gnat high on being a gnat, I will continue to change our outgoing automations every so often because I enjoy drafting automated messages.
It is my passion.
HERE IS OUR NEW OUTGOING CLOSED/CLEANING MASSAGE:
Message received.
** Between Friday, October 25th, 2024 & Monday, October 28th, 2024 we experienced a Textline outage and only received a handful of messages sent between those times.
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- If you sent us a message, and we didn't confirm that it was received, we did not receive it. Please copy/paste it and send it again. If we received it, we'll text you that we actually received it!**
** GONG NOISE **
--Back to our regular message.--
- We are closed, or cleaning. We begin cleaning our lab 32.5-69.5 minutes prior to close each business day.
- We are not open when we are closed. We are also not permitted to bring drugs home to compound them, so when we are not open, drugs are not being made. Sorry!
- Requesting a refill? Cool! We will confirm the next business day. If you do not receive a confirmation from us, we did not receive thy request. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
- If you are asking if we make Wegovy or Monjourno or something you saw on TV, we don't. And we won't.
- We will reply as soon as we return to our desk.
- Yes, we prefer communication through text / email, as it is the most efficient use of our time. Alas, sometimes messages just don't send, get caught in filters, or we break the internet. So we try our best, just like you do, you trying your bestest tryer, you.
love,
Joel @ The Compounder
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