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I believe that generational curses are held in place by the gatekeeping of knowledge.

04/13/2026

StoryTime! 😹 I am a Black Woman with PCOS. Of course I don’t look like I weigh 200 pounds let alone 20 from it! But all I got is the body I got so I take care of it when the hormones and my brain let me.

Also, negging never works with me. If you want my attention, compliments are key. I am not the banter type 🤷🏾‍♀️. Or if compliments are too much for you
say “Hey! Can I ask you something?”
I’ll say “sure, what’s up?”
You say “you are so gorgeous, I just wanted to know your name.”

EASY! 🙄 Also I am part of the problem 🤣 that man was insinuating that I needed protection because I am precious and I went Shera on him 😹😹😹😹😹 he had all night to talk to me in the bar. It’s creepy to wait until I’m walking in the dark 😒 so I’m less playful in that situation 🤷🏾‍♀️ cuz do I need to be protected from you?

04/12/2026

ASYMMETRICAL. Adding high low elements in an outfit will always be your friend. This top is actually a bubble dress that looks like a potato sack on me but adding the skirt had me ready to beat my face and run out the door honey!

I play in my closet and create stuff so that I don’t get stressed when I inevitably accept a last minute invitation. I’m a Sagittarius. Invitations are my love language. The Whering App helps me stay organized and allows me to put stuff together without tearing up my closet. Follow me on the app! You can also recommend outfits for me!

04/12/2026

Working from home doesn’t have to mean working alone.

And if you’ve been craving community, structure, or honestly… just a really good conference room in Austin: THIS IS YOUR SIGN!

The new downtown location of Dwell Coworking is officially opening, and I got a sneak peek 👀

As your resident north Austin girl (Mueller, I see you 😌), I’ll say this:
this space is worth the drive downtown.

✨ Office rentals, open seating, and dedicated desks
✨ Beautiful, functional conference rooms (bookable by the hour 🙌🏽)
✨ A space designed to bring people together—not just give you WiFi

And now… it’s time to celebrate.

📍 Grand Opening – April 23 at 4:30 - 7:00 PM
– Ribbon cutting with the Austin Chamber of Commerce
– Tours of the space
– Drinks by Sidecar Spirits 🍸

This is Dwell’s fifth location, and they’re on a mission I deeply resonate with:

fighting loneliness, one office at a time.

Because yes—you can work from home…
but you don’t have to work alone.

🎟️ Grab your spot here: https://f.mtr.cool/hitjfpezgg

Come by, meet the team (and the Dwellephants 🐘), and tap into a workspace that actually feels good to be in.

04/12/2026

Working from home doesn’t have to mean working alone.

And if you’ve been craving community, structure, or honestly… just a really good conference room in Austin: THIS IS YOUR SIGN!

The new downtown location of Dwell Coworking is officially opening, and I got a sneak peek 👀

As your resident north Austin girl (Mueller, I see you 😌), I’ll say this:
this space is worth the drive downtown.

✨ Office rentals, open seating, and dedicated desks
✨ Beautiful, functional conference rooms (bookable by the hour 🙌🏽)
✨ A space designed to bring people together—not just give you WiFi

And now… it’s time to celebrate.

📍 Grand Opening – April 23 at 4:30 - 7:00 PM
– Ribbon cutting with the Austin Chamber of Commerce
– Tours of the space
– Drinks by Sidecar Spirits 🍸

This is Dwell’s fifth location, and they’re on a mission I deeply resonate with:

fighting loneliness, one office at a time.

Because yes—you can work from home…
but you don’t have to work alone.

🎟️ Grab your spot here: https://f.mtr.cool/grrjsysonb

Come by, meet the team (and the Dwellephants 🐘), and tap into a workspace that actually feels good to be in.

“Sunflowers grow towards the light and, when there is no light, they grow towards each other. Thank you for being the li...
04/04/2026

“Sunflowers grow towards the light and, when there is no light, they grow towards each other. Thank you for being the light for so many people.” - Monica Peña

I never thought I was a flower type of girl. But every time it happens it makes me pause. Feeling special. Feeling seen. Feeling appreciated….Celebrated.

I am very grateful to my family for always being exactly what I need. Love y’all and Congrats on surpassing your fundraising goal!

03/28/2026

MESSAGE! I’m a little heavier than I prefer but also yall gon get this belly errr time!

03/26/2026

We not skipping leg day! I do what I want. I need to increase the circumference of this b***y by June. Keyva Uncut videos are some of my spicier or unedited moments. If you want me to be perfect princess with high morals, then you should skip these lol

03/25/2026

I sleep all day most Sundays. Day 3 in Playa Del Carmen was no different, except I had to go find food! I saw that Tahini sign the night before so I doubled back. That swarma wrap was 🔥🔥🔥

03/24/2026

Day 2 in Mexico…food and the beach…and Mezcalitas!

Shout out to for the beautiful and delicious food.

was a vibe! We had a funky good time and the tacos and mezcalitas were 🔥🔥🔥

dreams

03/23/2026

I traveled on a Friday so that I could have two weekends in Mexico. The first Saturday was super chill. I unpacked and had brunch at Chez Waffle. Chilaquiles! The breakfast of champions! Did you see that caramel latte? Worth every carb! Let me know if you want me to do the voice over so I can tell yall what happened!

03/20/2026

I went to Mexico for 11 days… let me tell yall what happened! is the ultimate goal so tap in on this mini trip I took to Mexico.🖤🇲🇽🌮

03/20/2026

is the ultimate goal so tap in on this mini trip I took to Mexico. If you want the voiceover…let me know in the comments. 🖤🇲🇽🌮

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