Bactose

09/26/2025

This weekend’s forecast: 🧀🧀🧀
Ask for extra cheese. Double it. Triple it. Your stomach’s got backup now.

THANKS BACTOSE 💊

09/24/2025

Take 2 a day and stop fighting with ice cream. 💊🍦

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09/22/2025

Still refusing to pay the $1 oat milk tax 😂🥛

Send this to your friend who can relate 👉

09/19/2025

One week to freedom you don't have to overcome. ⏳🧀🚀

09/17/2025

09/15/2025

When dairy always gets the last word... NOT with Bactose! 😆

09/15/2025

Breaking up with dairy's 15 fake alternatives. Bactose > all of 'em. 🥛🥛🥛

09/11/2025

Good thing Bactose exists… otherwise date night = chaos. 🍕🍦💊

09/09/2025

Imagine not giving a f**k about ice cream ever again.
Cone up. Bloat down. 🚫🍦💊

09/08/2025

Imagine having a stomach that this wouldn't destroy... 😳

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09/05/2025

Was it worth it? Yes. Did I need Bactose? Also yes. ✅❗

09/03/2025

Me: looking for comfort. Ice cream: serving lactose-laced trauma with sprinkles. 🍨💀